NEW YEARS SPECIAL: Dis Shit fer Real Yo?

My mains bizzo iz really pissing me maja deez days all damned hoodwink out E-wood stylee.

Naw doubts fer rizzile mi babee bizzile d'gone get hizzile ah me brizzy ass fo snass(s). Bitch been flossin' stoopid willy at new g-rat Mookie just in from Philly.

So, like idea time and shit, buss dis does she wants it put into huh anus or somethin lamped like that, what the fuck s'up now?

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