This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

In an attempt to defeat the evil empire in the 2004 election, Michael...

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. He’s having a big boo hoo party over America’s questioning of his moronic...

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because it’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

I’m not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they’re supposed to provide a steady legion...

What do you do if your sixteen-year old daughter is pregnant with a baby that's going to have Down's Syndrome? Tell her to have the baby, then pretend...

Ah, Asshole Fuckfacing. It’s a glorious thing to behold, not because it’s beautiful, but because it makes you think you are a better person than you actually...

While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...

You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...

I have been told Asshole Fuckfaces now check this site every Saturday, weary of exposure. They then head to the Asshole Fuckface chat room and discuss...

George Bush provided the world with another example of his shocking stupidity yesterday, when the U.S. signed...

Remember when you thought Hillary Clinton and her supporters were done? You obviously didn’t notice her supporter's Michael Myers like qualities. While...

Well, here we are again. It’s been a long time since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My minions tell me an entire week has passed, but it feels like...

Wow, that John Voight op-ed in the Washington Times really set off a right wing “Hollywood...

The situation in Georgia is deteriorating rapidly. For those of you who have had your heads shoved up your asses, here’s a recap...

Most people do not know that Asshole Fuckfaces are not born, they are hatched in filth. Like maggots, they feed on death or shit for nourishment. At some...

"Russia is fighting a war with us in our own territory," Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili announced today.

Reuters...

Turns out Democrats can be just as horrible, hateful people as our GOP friends. This week Democrats in a couple of primaries took the low road with ugly...

The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...

Asshole Fuckface Day is upon us again, like a horny mutt banging away on our legs. It never stops. It can’t. Because there will always be Asshole Fuckfaces...

Republicans seem to be having some sort of summer corruption blowout. Between an on-the-run Karl Rove, a gagged EPA, a law breaking Justice Department...

For those of you who don’t know, Jon Voight penned an Op-ed for the Washington Times...