spent the weekend laid up with food poisoning. might have mice in the kitchen, thank you deli downstairs. just got a tidal wave of cramps (hey, at least i'm not pregnant!), and i haven't been drunk in a week. yes, god continues to hate me and finds insidious ways to mess with my head.

on an amusing note though, gonzo77 called me earlier with a theory. back when he was still living here, we had that big debacle where his cat was constantly peeing in my bed for seemingly no good reason. well, the mystery has been solved!

apparently, when some cats need to express displeasure at a new person being introduced, they pee. gonzo got the cat because iggy's sister in law had a baby, and the cat was peeing on her couch after the baby would be on it.

so we thought about it, and realized that the only new person introduced to my bed after we got the cat...was married guy. LOL. even the cat knew that he was a bad egg!! we should've kept the cat and left married guy at the shelter.

i had more interesting things to say, but my body seems to be ordering me to go to sleep now so i'll have to save em.