MEMBER SINCE: November 2009

occupation: working stiff

crush: cans

body mods: one tattoo on left arm

makes me happy: tap water, hot sauce

stats: 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, all fingers and toes present

i lost my virginity: Its gone, can"t find it. I wanna sell it on ebay.

into: kung fu movies, jazz, art and photopgraphy, architecture, big cities, the desert, stress free living

heroes: Robert Tilton, Dr. Scott, Benny Hinn, Don King, Mss Cleo, Oral Roberts, Wally George, Phil Hendrie, Peter Lorre, Fred Williamson, Yma Sumac, Frank Zappa, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bjork, Rupert Pupkin,Andy Kaufman,Bernie Madoff, The Zodiac

makes me sad: pee on toilet seats, ranch dressing, impatience