into: tattoos, art, prosthetics, body parts, serial killers, surgery, pornography, horror movies, collecting oddities, taxidermy, tattoos
not into: furries, having my asscrack grabbed, anchovies, laziness, stupidity, going to bars, panhandling, frankincense, being late, when other people are late
makes me happy: little things--like nubbins, primordial dwarves, necrotizing fasciitis, laughing at the misery of others, eating pie, amputees, doing weird tattoos, hanging out with friends
makes me sad: distance, sleeping alone, not sleeping, working too much, working not enough,
hobbies: making art, collecting oddities, procrastinating, sometimes painting
5 things i can't live without: brain, heart, lungs, stomach, kidneys
vices: Vices are nice... so are pliers.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: watching movies, drawing, having no free time, drawing some more,
gender: male
occupation: Tattoo Artist, future serial killer, Black Eye Specialist
current crush: Crush videos are sick.
stats: Twin, former somnabulist,
body mods: lots of tattoos, 3/4 ear lobes, septum...some other large metal things in private places. Gigantic appendectomy scar.
heroes: My mom, Harry Houdini, Andy Kaufman, Salvador Dali, Joe Coleman, H.P. Lovecraft, John Vincent
gets me hot: girls with tattoos, brains and a sense of style, green eyes, missing limbs, dalmation spots, bendy arms
favorite position: Hammerlock, you turkey neck...
fantasy: For the whole world to have one throat... with my hands around it.
sign: Water Rat
most humbling moment: Involves parachute pants. 'Nuff said.
i lost my virginity: While watching television. I believe it was Jeopardy.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY STATUS: not telling
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hardcore, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories.