age: 27 (Aug 22, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2010

occupation: Retail is hell/bass guitar/yelling

body mods: Two tattoos. Hope to have four by the summer.

i lost my virginity: ...oh, wait, there it is.

stats: 6'1", 280.

sign: STOP (hammertime)

crush: Erin Andrews is pretty rad. And William Shatner.

most humbling moment: I split my pants in the crotch playing football in Gym class and didn't realize it until the next period, when a girl I liked pointed it out. Talk about awkward. That's a free show. haha

gets me hot: Girls with glasses, apparently. I have no idea why but almost all of my previous girlfriends have had glasses. Also, smart girls. And girls who like hockey. And if I can find one who is all of the above I will be the happiest man ever.

fantasy: I think the coolest thing that could ever happen is to come home and find the lady stark naked, minus a jersey. Oh hell yes.

heroes: My Mom. She did a ton of stuff for us when we were kids and I will never in my life forget how much she sacrificed to make sure our childhoods were super rad. And my Aunt Jody, who bravely fought the fuck out of cancer for three years.