Don't Lie.
You Got A Lap Dance.
From A Stripper On Her Period.

you remember what i was saying last night about lying about your age? case in point -

today in class the movie titanic came up in conversation. someone said i knew way too much about that movie and i said it's cause i worked in a movie theater when it came out. they were like "umm....wait, how old are you? i was 9 when that movie came out"

fail.

I was probably having sex.

The red shoes are the best part as I got in trouble for wearing red shoes to work yesterday...long, stupid story.

Why are you a zombie now?

i just found out. i am too busy with school to keep up with pop culture.

also, hahahaha, you are an awesome dude <3

Sorry that I punched you in the face last night. Next time I'll aim for your groin.

What a rude comment to leave on someone's blog. The one he left on mine wasn't any better. <3 Miss your face. We must gather soon. I have lots of exciting news. New Job, someone's pregnant (not me), and some other little tid bits. Call me soon.

i suggest you stop being such a faggot.

Since I know how much you love butts and dragons I leave you this...