into: History, Restoring old trucks, Guns and anything else that goes boom, ZOMBIES!!!! Most types of music, girls with tattoos and piercings, and making people laugh.
not into: politics or anything else that wants to tell people how to live there lives.
makes me happy: making money and buying new toys, expensive/exotic whiskeys and scotch, being on the road working all over the country.
makes me sad: catching my pants on fire... yep that pretty much sums it up
hobbies: Yeah frickin right. like imma be able to list em all.
5 things i can't live without: Music, Money, Milkshakes,Maidens and MasterbaWHOAAAAA i was GONNA SAY my weld truck! get your mind outta the gutter!
vices: Milkshakes in the morning. women that are bad for me :)
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: im always working on projects either in the barn or the machine shop at the farm.
occupation: Welder/Roughneck for a drilling outfit
current crush: Flaming Dr Peppers, Princess Peach, and Judy Garland.
stats: Passed it with C-
body mods: despite my emails best efforts, no male enhancement. BUT i wouldn't turn down teleportation if that's possible?
heroes: Marvel or DC and for what world ending crisis????
gets me hot: nail marks and biting, a little pain goes a long way...
favorite position: Legs over the shoulders, with a jesus bobble head on the dash!!!!!!!!
fantasy: 4 words: Zero Gravity Bathroom Stall.... go ahead and try getting THAT outta your mind now. YOUR WELCOME :)
sign: Libra, the ancestral drug scales
most humbling moment: When you first actually LISTEN to the words your belting out while singing "Lola"....."But i know what i am, and im glad im a man...... and so is Lola". Hmmm well that one kinda sneaks up on yah while your in a bar full of people on karaoke night...
i lost my virginity: .....and?????? how was it??? Dont leave me hanging.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Metalhead, Dirty, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
