into: sailing, flying, reading, dancing, camping and working in the field, hanging with Glenyce, B and D.

makes me happy: the look Glenyce gives me when I get home from a few weeks away. Die for that look.

makes me sad: my nation's current government.

5 things i can't live without: geological pick, tent, handcuffs, bathtub, books

vices: Not fully appreciating the perfection that is me. Read with irony.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Geologist.

current crush: My wife, Glenyce, also known as "She Who Must Be Adored"

stats: are for accountants

body mods: both nipples pierced

gets me hot: Story of O. S&m porn. guess what? Glenyce.

favorite position: Doggy, bound up lovers, standing.

fantasy: again... an awful lot of them.

sign: are for idiots

most humbling moment: oh, hell, too too many to record. I realised when I was 25 that I didn't know jack, that was a big one.

i lost my virginity: to a hooker when I was 15. Took myself off to a brothel in horny despair.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories