"Nicest boy ever? Check.

Sweetest boy ever? Check.

Extremely intelligent? Check.

Brings the drama and the b.s.? No check.

Keeps it real (arf! arf!)? Check.

Pinheadbanger is the best best friend I've ever had. He is totally open and non-judgemental (unless we're talking reality t.v. - then LOOK OUT!!). He's a great friend, loyal and funny as sheeit!!

But he's spoken for, bitches! "