age: 27 (Jan 13, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2009
occupation: Banquets
fantasy: Threesome...the cool kind.
makes me happy: Having the money to do the things I like to do.
most humbling moment: Getting tapped out by a 120lb 14 year old with a mullet.
crush: Hayley Williams
heroes: Zakk Wylde, Bear Grylls, Les Stroud, Frank Shamrock, Steve Irwin.
makes me sad: Not having the money to do the things I like to do.
gets me hot: Hot chicks doing dirty things to each other.
sign: I don't speak sign language.
i lost my virginity: To a vagina.
into: Girls.
BLOGS
I want to move. My fucking Jesus freak neighbors always throw really loud ass stupid church parties on week nights. Some of us have to work in the fucking morning. Some of us also wake up at 5 am to work out before work. They never pay attention to their dogs so they're constantly barking and whining. I just want to walk out there butt ass naked with a raging boner and jizz all over their fence. Right in front of all of them. Little kids, old people, teenagers I don't give a fuck they need to fuck off. Before I move I'm going to throw such a fucking loud ass ridiculous party on Saturday night all the way until Sunday morning so they don't get any sleep before church. Feces will end up in their yard....and vomit. Maybe even blood.
NOVEMBER 2011
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