I would like to share with you a revelation, I have been becoming more and more aware of karma and its affects recently but last night I suffered a Karmic bitch slap of monumental proportions.
It was getting late and I was thirsty so I wandered to the kitchen, nothing in the fridge that was mine but there was some orange juice in there..... who's gonna notice a bit of orange juice I thought.... well karma did. As I got back to my room my right handed decided to be over ridden by karma's mad skills and uncotrolably threw said beverage onto my keyboard, the whole glass. Needless to sat the keyboard stopped working and has been dead all day even after half hour under the hair dryer and the removal of keys and a thorough clean, still wouldn't work, so In a huff I go to the shop for tobacco and biscuits and a drink. Before I left I heard Rosie mention she really wanted peas with her dinner, so in the shop I grab a bag of frozen peas and return home and deliver the goods. I walk back into my room and figure I'll try the keyboard one more time before resigning myself to a night on the 360 shooting digital nazi's to ease my anguish over losing my most used peice of equipment for work and the nagging realisation I have to fork out god knows how much on a shiny new apple keyboard.
So in it plugs, on come the lights, the bluetooth lights up and bam, it works, no glitches, no warning error messages, it just straight worked. Karma threw me a repreave after my spiritual smack down from the previous day....who knew. So now I offer you this peice of advice, do good things, give that guy change, pik up the old ladies bag when she drops it, give up your seat on the tube for the pregnant lady cos if you don't you'll get a karmic body slam but if you do she looks after you good and if we all do one good thing a day imagine how nice that day will be for eveyone so come on, spread your love and who knows,maybe through doing good deeds you'll be privileged enough to meet me and get my autograph. Peace out homeslices.
It was getting late and I was thirsty so I wandered to the kitchen, nothing in the fridge that was mine but there was some orange juice in there..... who's gonna notice a bit of orange juice I thought.... well karma did. As I got back to my room my right handed decided to be over ridden by karma's mad skills and uncotrolably threw said beverage onto my keyboard, the whole glass. Needless to sat the keyboard stopped working and has been dead all day even after half hour under the hair dryer and the removal of keys and a thorough clean, still wouldn't work, so In a huff I go to the shop for tobacco and biscuits and a drink. Before I left I heard Rosie mention she really wanted peas with her dinner, so in the shop I grab a bag of frozen peas and return home and deliver the goods. I walk back into my room and figure I'll try the keyboard one more time before resigning myself to a night on the 360 shooting digital nazi's to ease my anguish over losing my most used peice of equipment for work and the nagging realisation I have to fork out god knows how much on a shiny new apple keyboard.
So in it plugs, on come the lights, the bluetooth lights up and bam, it works, no glitches, no warning error messages, it just straight worked. Karma threw me a repreave after my spiritual smack down from the previous day....who knew. So now I offer you this peice of advice, do good things, give that guy change, pik up the old ladies bag when she drops it, give up your seat on the tube for the pregnant lady cos if you don't you'll get a karmic body slam but if you do she looks after you good and if we all do one good thing a day imagine how nice that day will be for eveyone so come on, spread your love and who knows,maybe through doing good deeds you'll be privileged enough to meet me and get my autograph. Peace out homeslices.
m4d5ki11z:
Karma rules!!!! as long as you obey!!