I've been a member for the last six months or so, but I haven't bothered to really use this site except to look at all the amazingly sexy women up here.
But that is going to change. I may not get to be a Suicide Girl, but I am a writer, and that's pretty cool, right?
Yeah, yeah, so everybody is a writer on this place. Big deal. But I am really a writer. You know, like a published-on-dead-trees-writer. Cheap dead trees, unfortunately -- I'm just a newspaper writer.
But someday soon I'll be an author. A novelist. The book is coming along slowly, but surely. I expect to have it completed by the end of the year.
I'd tell you all about it, except good writers never share their good ideas. There are lots of good writers out there, but only a few good ideas to go around, am I right?
Well, I'll give you one hint: It's a story about a personal tragedy in my life.
I hope it makes people cry. No, I didn't go blind or lose my mom and dad to a terrorist attack. It's much sadder. But that's all you get for now. No more hints. But I bet I publish part of my book right here.
Anyway, I promise to invite all my friends to a cool party once I am published. Speaking of which -- LMAO -- my friends tag above says the word "Friends," and has a sad face next to it. I guess that means I am friendless.
Bummer. My party is gonna suck.
Oh, wait! I have a friend already! MamaJiff, I owe you a photoshoot.
That's the other thing that I do -- I am a pretty good amateur photog.
So if you need a set done, I might just be able shoot a good one for you, but I can't be traipsing all around the country. I'm in Ilium, New York, and I am from Providence, Rhode Island, so anywhere near here or on the way to there, we can do.
Check back often and I promise to make it worth your while.
xoxo
Peter Wakeman
But that is going to change. I may not get to be a Suicide Girl, but I am a writer, and that's pretty cool, right?
Yeah, yeah, so everybody is a writer on this place. Big deal. But I am really a writer. You know, like a published-on-dead-trees-writer. Cheap dead trees, unfortunately -- I'm just a newspaper writer.
But someday soon I'll be an author. A novelist. The book is coming along slowly, but surely. I expect to have it completed by the end of the year.
I'd tell you all about it, except good writers never share their good ideas. There are lots of good writers out there, but only a few good ideas to go around, am I right?
Well, I'll give you one hint: It's a story about a personal tragedy in my life.
I hope it makes people cry. No, I didn't go blind or lose my mom and dad to a terrorist attack. It's much sadder. But that's all you get for now. No more hints. But I bet I publish part of my book right here.
Anyway, I promise to invite all my friends to a cool party once I am published. Speaking of which -- LMAO -- my friends tag above says the word "Friends," and has a sad face next to it. I guess that means I am friendless.
Bummer. My party is gonna suck.
Oh, wait! I have a friend already! MamaJiff, I owe you a photoshoot.
That's the other thing that I do -- I am a pretty good amateur photog.
So if you need a set done, I might just be able shoot a good one for you, but I can't be traipsing all around the country. I'm in Ilium, New York, and I am from Providence, Rhode Island, so anywhere near here or on the way to there, we can do.
Check back often and I promise to make it worth your while.
xoxo
Peter Wakeman