bands:

1. He is Legend
2. The Bravery
3. Slipknot
4. Atmosphere
5. Muse
6. Peeping Tom/Anything Mike Patton
7. El-P
8. Cage
9. Boards of Canada
10. Lupe Fiasco

films:

1. Goodfellas
2. Harry Potter Movies
3. Tombstone
4. Babe The Gallant Pig
5. The Big Lebowski
6. Blood in, Blood out
7. Lady In The Water
8. The Three Amigos
9. The Money Pit
10. Total Recall

books:

1. Patrick Suskind
2. Augusten Burroughs
3. Isobel Allende
4. Stephen King
5. Charles Bukowski
6. Chuck Palahniuk
7. Vincent Bugliosi
8. Dan Brown
9. Michael Crichton
10. Anne Rice

tv shows:

1. Law & Order
2. Family Guy
3. The Simpsons
4. The Golden Girls
5. Food Network
6. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
7. It's Always Sunny in Philadephia
8. Bizarre Foods
9. Futurama

Video Games:

1. Street Fighter 2
2. Sonic the Hedgehog
3. Super Mario Brothers 2 & 3
4. Wii Bowling
5. Megaman with game genie

 

into: pancakes, vodka, doomsday weapons, vikings, air guitar, and rape

not into: melodramatic attention whores, liars, cheaters, backstabbers, two faced southerners, and all around poor excuses for human beings

makes me happy: getting drunk, raging out, going raping, air guitar, sleep, rain, cupcakes, brownie sundaes, getting tattooed, my best friends, puppies and candycanes

makes me sad: mind games, hangovers, getting taken advantage of, not being appreciated, dead animals, being overheated, overeating, being emotional and stupid and sabotaging myself, sleeping alone, the shitfucks at work

hobbies: petting stray dogs and hoping i get rabies

5 things i can't live without: the internet, water, socks and shoes, mascara

vices: straight vodka, cigarettes, french fries, hookers and cocaine

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Working.

 

occupation: Bartender. Also, I ruin experiences.

current crush: I saved you a seat. On my face.

stats: i'm short, angry, and i say fuck a lot. i also have all of my teeth.

body mods: Pattoo and Joey

heroes: 8 year olds dude

gets me hot: UFC fights. josh neer come here so i can rape you.

favorite position: the flying elbow

fantasy: Making fucktons of money.

sign: sagittarius

most humbling moment: realizing there are only 3 people in the entire world i can really count on.

i lost my virginity: for shits and giggles.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories