MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: knucklehead and Ass Appreciation Specialist

body mods: 1/2 sleeve

stats: Funkier than your grandfather's feet

fantasy: To never work another honest day in my life...working is for suckers...

crush: My right hand and a 17 year old Korean girl I'm thinking about adopting...

sign: Pisces with a jackass rising

makes me sad: GW's big hat and belt-buckle, as well as getting stomach aches when I have to go to work (Bobo and Mr Charley must have invented work...you know a brother wouldn't have done that shit),

most humbling moment: I don't get humbled...I do the humbling.

makes me happy: drinking in the afternoon, spanking that ass, getting lifted, music, asstasticness, friends...

gets me hot: Women

into: music, The Simpsons, women, running, the crazy-whack- funky, shredded wheat, alcohol, art, and drugs (not necessarily in that order)