into: Human preservation
not into: Being eaten by army ants.
makes me happy: River otters.
makes me sad: Dairy products.
hobbies: Chi enlargement, irritating larger and larger groups of people.
5 things i can't live without: Why only 5? I'm a complex individual.
vices: Books, curry, thrift stores, weak anthromorphic theory of the universe, cartoons.
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: Redistributing carbon dioxide. Using the power of mental thinking.
occupation: Elecrto-mortician - Perserving the dead and maintaining the flow of electrons.
current crush: Any hostile young woman.
stats: Don't touch my plants.
body mods: I don't know you well enough to get into it.
heroes: Thomas Huxley, The Tick, Professor Farnsworth.
gets me hot: Entrophy, funeral antiques, glasses.
favorite position: 22 degrees, 60 degrees, 22 degrees...the infamous "3-point saddle".
fantasy: Being Buckaroo Bonzai or MacGyver, either one is good.
sign: "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." -Peter Usti
most humbling moment: Realizing the Buddhist concept of impermenence, and dealing with the insignificance of my life in the scale of geological time.
i lost my virginity: I think that damn sasquatch has it.
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
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