into: kicking dachshunds, plotting the demise of popular children's characters, drinking so much that I puke on random stranger's dogs on my way home from the bar, www.kingdomofloathing.com, and europe, getting my assed waxxed in al taqaddum, iraq.
not into: having my leg hair pulled, veganism
makes me happy: hot rods, vintage guitars, getting the next book in the series that I've been waiting 2 years for, going to a simple movie with my wife, and eating sushi
makes me sad: dead puppies, not having any good sushi in europe, the exchange rate of the euro.
hobbies: kicking pigeons at the markt platz, plopping my case down and playing songs on my guitar in random locations.
5 things i can't live without: air, water, füd, my guitar, my wife
vices: making fun of people for being different and/or the same. picking on people until they cry or want to hurt themselves.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: trying to get through the bullshit that is the army paperwork system
occupation: soldier
current crush: 1958 gibson explorer
body mods: 3 tattoos, earrings when I'm off duty
heroes: Bruce Campbell
gets me hot: correcting grammar on the graffiti in bathroom stalls, playing guitar, jumping off of tall shit with my bike.
favorite position: the hucklebuck
fantasy: a 1967 pontiac Gto
i lost my virginity: to Allyssa Milano when I was in highschool... I just wish she had been there in person
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
