lets talk about saturday... step back this story starts friday... im at work and one of my co workers asks if i would like to by a raffle ticket, Hell Yeah was my response and i handed over $2 and picked number 77. ten minutes later the draw was done and number 77 popped up and i scored a $100 voucher for the bottle shop.
1. carton of beers
1. bottle of jagermister
1. packet of smokes
THANKS TELSTRA
ok lets jump to saturday now, i picked up carl about 430 and went to kmart and brought a hair dryer and to coles to get some noodles, "how much do you love noodles" next stop back to carls to get his goon box he had, 10% extra y'all. now where at my place expecting some heavy lifting moving my ex's stuff to the garage but its done so it was beer and chow time.
the camera came out early and we snapped some pics while listening to the man in black Johnny Cash. then i ran out of smokes and i was to drunk already to drive so i called jonah to get me some on his way up. he arrived not long after bearing smokes and crisps. more beer followed and so did some dancing in the lounge.
by now i have my hat and pilot sunglasses on and also my sweet skeleton print gloves. next thing i knew i smelt an awful smell "name witheld" farted so bad i was gagging and coughing, i knew i was going to be sick so i ran to the bathroom to throw up i nearly made it to the sink but ended up throwing up on the bench... and jonah took a pic of it haha so i cleaned it up and kept drinking and then i threw up in the toilet with help from jonah making vomit sound effects and filming it, such a good movie haha
now for some reason me carl and jonah have our shirts off dancing to old school prodigy the rest of the night gets sketchy i remember doing push ups and punching jonah in the arm. now the beer is gone and the jagi is out divers and bombs yeah boi then i drank goon... i think i was sick again... and thats it i'm passed out down stairs on the bed...
SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN... and my ex is here with her parents getting her things, i can hear them talking words like "yuck" "disgusting" and "filthy" come to mind, so they leave and i get up to have a smoke, walk into the lounge... "whats that smell" then i saw the kitchen FUCK ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT???
i drove to jonahs to pick him up cos he left my car at mine, first thing i asked, what happened in the kitchen
"Carl happened" was the reply he said he was about to whip my arm with my belt, i think we were being tuff and then CRASH carls on the kitchen floor with broken beer wine and port botles all around him heaps of alcohol on the ground.. and the fridge was nearly on him, we think he went to open the fridge from the wrong side of the door...
so i called carl to help me clean up the mess... as soon as carl smelt the mess he went to throw up haha took a pic of that, then we went to town for breakfast pies at banjos so so tasty but it made me feel sick as... so i dropped carl off and went home to sleep..
And thats the end of the story, Stay tunned for more exciting adventures
**OH YES AND FOR THE MESS CARL WANTED ME TO PUCNH HIM IN THE FACE TO MAKE UP FOR IT, JONAH SAID I GAVE IT A FULL SWING TO HIS JAW, WHICH REALLY HURT HIM... SORRY CRUISER!**
1. carton of beers
1. bottle of jagermister
1. packet of smokes
THANKS TELSTRA
ok lets jump to saturday now, i picked up carl about 430 and went to kmart and brought a hair dryer and to coles to get some noodles, "how much do you love noodles" next stop back to carls to get his goon box he had, 10% extra y'all. now where at my place expecting some heavy lifting moving my ex's stuff to the garage but its done so it was beer and chow time.
the camera came out early and we snapped some pics while listening to the man in black Johnny Cash. then i ran out of smokes and i was to drunk already to drive so i called jonah to get me some on his way up. he arrived not long after bearing smokes and crisps. more beer followed and so did some dancing in the lounge.
by now i have my hat and pilot sunglasses on and also my sweet skeleton print gloves. next thing i knew i smelt an awful smell "name witheld" farted so bad i was gagging and coughing, i knew i was going to be sick so i ran to the bathroom to throw up i nearly made it to the sink but ended up throwing up on the bench... and jonah took a pic of it haha so i cleaned it up and kept drinking and then i threw up in the toilet with help from jonah making vomit sound effects and filming it, such a good movie haha
now for some reason me carl and jonah have our shirts off dancing to old school prodigy the rest of the night gets sketchy i remember doing push ups and punching jonah in the arm. now the beer is gone and the jagi is out divers and bombs yeah boi then i drank goon... i think i was sick again... and thats it i'm passed out down stairs on the bed...
SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN... and my ex is here with her parents getting her things, i can hear them talking words like "yuck" "disgusting" and "filthy" come to mind, so they leave and i get up to have a smoke, walk into the lounge... "whats that smell" then i saw the kitchen FUCK ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT???
i drove to jonahs to pick him up cos he left my car at mine, first thing i asked, what happened in the kitchen
"Carl happened" was the reply he said he was about to whip my arm with my belt, i think we were being tuff and then CRASH carls on the kitchen floor with broken beer wine and port botles all around him heaps of alcohol on the ground.. and the fridge was nearly on him, we think he went to open the fridge from the wrong side of the door...
so i called carl to help me clean up the mess... as soon as carl smelt the mess he went to throw up haha took a pic of that, then we went to town for breakfast pies at banjos so so tasty but it made me feel sick as... so i dropped carl off and went home to sleep..
And thats the end of the story, Stay tunned for more exciting adventures
**OH YES AND FOR THE MESS CARL WANTED ME TO PUCNH HIM IN THE FACE TO MAKE UP FOR IT, JONAH SAID I GAVE IT A FULL SWING TO HIS JAW, WHICH REALLY HURT HIM... SORRY CRUISER!**
trashed_matt:
claudette:
post a new blog damnit. i want cat pics!