Drink water before drinking, too.

And during, if you have the presence of mind.

haha aww. i usually wake up at about 6 a.m. feeling like i'm dying of thirst after getting drunk. then i drink a bottle of water, pass back out, and wake up feeling fine. xD

Feel free to borrow my quote for such occasions. "Why God? Whhhyyyy?!" You will find the acoustical qualities to be found above a toilet bowl to be such that even when whimpered the words carry.