into: porn and procrastination
not into: prudes
makes me happy: Disney movies, muppets, spooning, eskimo kisses and puppies
makes me sad: people who refuse to sign the back of their drivers license for organ donation-- if, God forbid, something unexpected and horrible happens to you wouldn't you want the final joy of giving someone else a second chance at life?
hobbies: knitting, insomnia, and sex
5 things i can't live without: bloody marys, earl grey tea, mascara, my laptop, and my pet bunny Gizmo
vices: jealousy, vanity, knock down drag-out fights, and vodka
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: catching up on sleep and writing research papers.
occupation: jezebel
current crush: I've always been quite partial to Russell Crowe.... but I think it's because he reminds me of my boy toy Rusty.
stats: short, curvy and spunky
body mods: a few piercings here and there, nothing spectacular
heroes: the muppets
gets me hot: handcuffs, gags, leashes, paint, hot wax, ice cubes, and down comforters
favorite position: handcuffed, blindfolded, gagged and against the wall
fantasy: to finally be done with college.... oh PhD, why do you take so long to complete?
sign: Libra
most humbling moment: one has not come along yet
i lost my virginity: in a Catholic schoolgirls outpouring of sexual repression
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories