Incidentally, is there anything more depressing than the Current Events section of a modern-day bookstore? There are so many rows of hastily-written, 200-250 page books with giant print, huge margins, and a cover featuring a smug bastard under a title like THEYRE ALL AGAINST YOU: How Hollywood, the French, and the CIA Have Conspired to Pollute Your Precious Bodily Fluids and What You Can Do To Stop Them.
Meanwhile, TheFuckOffGirl remains a cheap drunk. One-and-a-half strong G&Ts into an evening spent watching Harry Potter DVDs, she cried out from her chair "I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE! Heeee."
I knew you'd all want to know.
i admit to being a cadbury 'glass and a 1/2' gilr.