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Hey, kids! It's a (long-delayed) update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
Two and half weeks. I don't think I've gone that long w/o updating since I joined this site. I apologize for that, but there's been a few things keeping me busy:
1. Work
2. World of Warcraft
3. Waiting for Halo 3 (IN HAND!)
4. Bought a new 'puter (got a steal on a floor model @Circuit City)
I haven't forgotten about my proposed video blog, and I've noted the (indeed interesting) questions that have been asked. I promise that it's forthcoming, but I basically wanted to update to let you loyal readers know that I'm still alive and doing well.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Two and half weeks. I don't think I've gone that long w/o updating since I joined this site. I apologize for that, but there's been a few things keeping me busy:
1. Work
2. World of Warcraft
3. Waiting for Halo 3 (IN HAND!)
4. Bought a new 'puter (got a steal on a floor model @Circuit City)
I haven't forgotten about my proposed video blog, and I've noted the (indeed interesting) questions that have been asked. I promise that it's forthcoming, but I basically wanted to update to let you loyal readers know that I'm still alive and doing well.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How am I, you ask? Well, I'm in a much sunnier mood than I have been for the past week or so. For those of you playing thefreak Home Game Edition...this is a good thing.
EDIT - I should point out that I appreciate the kind words and cheering up that you cool kids left me when I was feeling down. Extra kudos goes to Riz for dedicating a blog entry to Yours Truly.
You guys rule. Seriously.
Getting back into the normal swing of things @work has been pretty easy, the weather has been nice, and my last paycheck from the time I was out of the office was schweet (around $720, for you nosy little fucks out there
).
As for the drama around here as of late, I'm only going to say two things:
1. The people being disrespectful should be ashamed of themselves.
2. Can't we all just get along (or @least where we can all see it)?
Something that's also site-related, the new-fangled thing seems to be those "video blogs" that all you kids are talking about these days. Well I said to myself, "Self, if you want the ladies to want to touch your peenee, you better get in on that shit!"
So, I ask you a favor...
Ask me a question. Could be something you honestly want to know about me, to pick my brain, or just an exhibition of your own wiseassery. Point is, let's do this thang, as Snoop would say.
Speaking of Snoop, if he wasn't my hero before...I believe this makes it official.
You heard the man, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. SUCK. MY. DICK.
But I digress. Back to the topic @hand...
Want to know a little more about your Humble Narrator? Post a question, and there'll be a chance you get to see me answer it in the medium of moving pictures!
For those of you that seem to be some sort of fascist, Big Lebowski-style nihilist and refuse to watch video blogs, I'll even post the results via the typed word.
You're just intimidated by my sexy mug. Admit it.
That's all for now, kids. I hope you all have safe and enjoyable weekends.
Stay tuned...
-TM
How am I, you ask? Well, I'm in a much sunnier mood than I have been for the past week or so. For those of you playing thefreak Home Game Edition...this is a good thing.
EDIT - I should point out that I appreciate the kind words and cheering up that you cool kids left me when I was feeling down. Extra kudos goes to Riz for dedicating a blog entry to Yours Truly.
You guys rule. Seriously.
Getting back into the normal swing of things @work has been pretty easy, the weather has been nice, and my last paycheck from the time I was out of the office was schweet (around $720, for you nosy little fucks out there
).As for the drama around here as of late, I'm only going to say two things:
1. The people being disrespectful should be ashamed of themselves.
2. Can't we all just get along (or @least where we can all see it)?
Something that's also site-related, the new-fangled thing seems to be those "video blogs" that all you kids are talking about these days. Well I said to myself, "Self, if you want the ladies to want to touch your peenee, you better get in on that shit!"
So, I ask you a favor...
Ask me a question. Could be something you honestly want to know about me, to pick my brain, or just an exhibition of your own wiseassery. Point is, let's do this thang, as Snoop would say.
Speaking of Snoop, if he wasn't my hero before...I believe this makes it official.
You heard the man, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. SUCK. MY. DICK.
But I digress. Back to the topic @hand...
Want to know a little more about your Humble Narrator? Post a question, and there'll be a chance you get to see me answer it in the medium of moving pictures!
For those of you that seem to be some sort of fascist, Big Lebowski-style nihilist and refuse to watch video blogs, I'll even post the results via the typed word.
You're just intimidated by my sexy mug. Admit it.
That's all for now, kids. I hope you all have safe and enjoyable weekends.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
Well, the corporate whoring has come and gone. After a three-day weekend, I go back to the office Tuesday. Overall, I enjoyed myself. It's a bummer to have to go back to the mindless slaving that is my regular job.
Also, your Humble Narrator is quite annoyed @several people tonight, as they feel fit to not acknowledge his presence whatsoever. So, unfortunately, the long weekend is not off to the best start.
I'm sorry I'm not in more of a jolly mood to entertain you all via the typed word, so, here's some Disco Star Wars.
That's it for now, kids. Figured I'd just let you all know I'm (barely) alive, and, as always, I hope you're all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Well, the corporate whoring has come and gone. After a three-day weekend, I go back to the office Tuesday. Overall, I enjoyed myself. It's a bummer to have to go back to the mindless slaving that is my regular job.
Also, your Humble Narrator is quite annoyed @several people tonight, as they feel fit to not acknowledge his presence whatsoever. So, unfortunately, the long weekend is not off to the best start.
I'm sorry I'm not in more of a jolly mood to entertain you all via the typed word, so, here's some Disco Star Wars.
That's it for now, kids. Figured I'd just let you all know I'm (barely) alive, and, as always, I hope you're all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How am I, you ask?
The continuing corporate whoring is tiresome @times, but it's going well. Ten cities and towns in a week and a half so far. But, the $$$ is good.
We finished up early this week, so I got home @11:30 this morning, and I have the weekend off! w00t!
Other than that...I'm just boring, I guess. Haven't had much time for anything else. But, I figured it was high time to update, as I was a little disappointed by the comment count.
C'mon, I know you kids love me wholeheartedly and can do better, huh?
Plus, it IS Friday, and that means...
Never forget...
Yes, I know that was random. And I don't care.
Don't have much else to talk about, so I'll end things here. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
How am I, you ask?
The continuing corporate whoring is tiresome @times, but it's going well. Ten cities and towns in a week and a half so far. But, the $$$ is good.
We finished up early this week, so I got home @11:30 this morning, and I have the weekend off! w00t!
Other than that...I'm just boring, I guess. Haven't had much time for anything else. But, I figured it was high time to update, as I was a little disappointed by the comment count.
C'mon, I know you kids love me wholeheartedly and can do better, huh?
Plus, it IS Friday, and that means...
Never forget...
Yes, I know that was random. And I don't care.
Don't have much else to talk about, so I'll end things here. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
How am I, you ask?
Well, if you had read my last blog, you'd know that starting this week I'm out being a little corporate whore.
GOOD
How am I, you ask?
Well, if you had read my last blog, you'd know that starting this week I'm out being a little corporate whore.
GOOD
- Getting out of the office
- Fresh air, beautiful weather, and exercise
- Not dealing w/retarded assholes
- Extra $$$ is a plus
- Weekends off
- Going to North Kingston, RI (really nice place)
BAD
- Dragging my near-catatonic ass out of bed @5-6 a.m.
- Lots of driving makes for a 12-hour day
- Going to West Warwick, RI (not as nice, real sketchy in parts)
As you can see, the goods thus far have far outweighed the bad, which is, uh, good.
Though, the aforementioned 12-hour days have kept me away from here for the most part. Though, since I already got my 5 days of work in this week, I have a three-day weekend. This is a good thing.
I'm just going to leave you w/a little insight into my musical tastes @the moment, courtesy of our friends @YouTube.
Ween - "Even If You Don't"
It's Ween. What reason do you need?
Folk Implosion - "Natural One"
A catchy tune from some fellow Massholes. Plus, I like the video.
Barry Manilow - "Mandy"
No, I've not been listening to Barry, but, why the hell not put him here?!?
Elvis Presley - "A Little Less Conversation (JXL Remix)"
Today was the 30th anniversary of the death of the King himself. Here's a cool little video of bits from various Elvis movies w/this catchy remix.
That's all for now kids, as I am quite tired and need some rest. Blog commenting tomorrow, I promise.
As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
I would've updated Friday night, but SG was just not cooperating w/me.
How am I, you ask?
I am doing better than I have been lately, my sex (over)drive as of late notwithstanding.
My good friends Tavis and Kerrianne just recently got a new condo, so my buddies Justin, Chris and I drove down to Raynham early Saturday morning, from there met up w/more people and went to Horseneck Beach for summer fun (though I now look like a lobster
) then went back to their place for a condo-warming party, full of alcohol and general merriment. I even played my first ever games of Asshole.
Many pics were taken, which will be uploaded soon.
Also, starting the 13th to the end of the month, I will not be @my office! I'll be out helping promote for Verizon. What does that mean? I have the same shift Monday through Friday, and I won't be sitting in front of a computer all day dealing w/the retarded general public I despise so much!
Yes, things are lookin' up. Now I just need to get laid.
Second, if the country of Japan is the greatest when it comes to YouTube hilarity, then India is a close second. Behold!
Lastly, we all know Little Superstar and his mad dancing skizzills, but did you know he could KICK ASS?
w00t.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
I would've updated Friday night, but SG was just not cooperating w/me.
How am I, you ask?
I am doing better than I have been lately, my sex (over)drive as of late notwithstanding.
My good friends Tavis and Kerrianne just recently got a new condo, so my buddies Justin, Chris and I drove down to Raynham early Saturday morning, from there met up w/more people and went to Horseneck Beach for summer fun (though I now look like a lobster
) then went back to their place for a condo-warming party, full of alcohol and general merriment. I even played my first ever games of Asshole. Many pics were taken, which will be uploaded soon.
Also, starting the 13th to the end of the month, I will not be @my office! I'll be out helping promote for Verizon. What does that mean? I have the same shift Monday through Friday, and I won't be sitting in front of a computer all day dealing w/the retarded general public I despise so much!
Yes, things are lookin' up. Now I just need to get laid.
Second, if the country of Japan is the greatest when it comes to YouTube hilarity, then India is a close second. Behold!
Lastly, we all know Little Superstar and his mad dancing skizzills, but did you know he could KICK ASS?
w00t.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
I figured after 8 days, it was time for a new blog. But if you never got a chance to read the comedic and spiritual orgasm that was my last blog, go here.
^ Both of those? My own creation. ^
Yeah, I haven't been too exciting. And things in the life are your Humble Narrator have been a bit bleh as of late (uh, yeah, getting kinda sick of the whole " spending nights alone w/empty apartment all to myself" thing ), so I figure a quick ole' Random Blog of Randomness (patent pending) should hit the spot.
I figured after 8 days, it was time for a new blog. But if you never got a chance to read the comedic and spiritual orgasm that was my last blog, go here.
^ Both of those? My own creation. ^
Yeah, I haven't been too exciting. And things in the life are your Humble Narrator have been a bit bleh as of late (uh, yeah, getting kinda sick of the whole " spending nights alone w/empty apartment all to myself" thing
), so I figure a quick ole' Random Blog of Randomness (patent pending) should hit the spot.Personally, I'm most upset that compared to this blog, the next one is going to suck hardcore. But, them's the breaks.
I so called this in the last blog.
Just don't hold it against me, OK kids?
The forefather of tentacle porn? 
^ Also my own creation. I'm going to Hell for it, and I don't care. ^
Best commercial ever.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
I sincerely hope everyone is enjoying the start of their weekend thus far. I, sadly, shall be working the whole time.
It is indeed Friday. And as I sit here, smoking my cigarette, nude as the day I was born, I hear a voice say, "Self, these wonderful and sexy people who read your blog faithfully are waiting for you to entertain their brains."
And I said, "Bitch, you shut the fuck up or I'll give you a slap so hard!"
Then, I took a deep breath, and remembered that poster @Pimp School.
But that pissy little voice was right. You may be drunk, high, in the midst of afterglow after an hour of rough lovemaking or 5 minutes of jerking off to Sesame Street. I'm not here to judge. I'm here to make 10 minutes of your life 10 minutes to remember.
For those of you that don't know me as well, besides SG, I spend more time than should be legal on YouTube and Wikipedia. Now, I could use this knowledge to educate you, or make you say "WTF is he smoking?" just to get a cheap laugh or two @your misfortune and utter confusion.
Why? Fuck it, that's why!
Now, you may be reading that last statement and saying "Wow, thefreak sure has a real potty mouth on him!" Well, on the subject of the toilet, let's learn, shall we?
The toilet dates back almost 5000 years. The Romans, when not leading a hedonistic lifestyle filled with self-induced bulimia and dirty, squealing pig sex, made use of toilets.
It is also a misconception that the toilet was invented by...
...Thomas Crapper. The thought is still funny as hell, though.
There is such a thing as the World Toilet Organization.
Learn more about the toilet
"Too many words," you say? "Not enough YouTube," you say?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v=skWI8c1EFcA[/youtube]
What have we learned here today?
1. Cats, through their use of the toilet, have therefore trumped dogs in every aspect of life. I don't recall Lassie squatting over the bowl to squeeze out a link before saving that retard Timmy from that damn well.
2. Japan is awesome. 'Nuff said.
3. Tom Hanks should really get his prostate checked.
3. (supplemental) That clip, the first time I saw it, had me laughing until I nearly choked.
4. Fuck 2-ply. Your Humble Narrator only wipes his ass w/the best.
Reasonable price and comfort that means my balloon knot doesn't look like I just got out of jail.
That's right, it's an endorsement, and I'm making it.
Well, kids, I hope you all enjoyed our time together. Personally, I'm most upset that compared to this blog, the next one is going to suck hardcore. But, them's the breaks.
That's all for now, as I now have yet another blog commenting excursion to go out on. As always, I hope you are all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
I sincerely hope everyone is enjoying the start of their weekend thus far. I, sadly, shall be working the whole time.
It is indeed Friday. And as I sit here, smoking my cigarette, nude as the day I was born, I hear a voice say, "Self, these wonderful and sexy people who read your blog faithfully are waiting for you to entertain their brains."
And I said, "Bitch, you shut the fuck up or I'll give you a slap so hard!"
Then, I took a deep breath, and remembered that poster @Pimp School.
But that pissy little voice was right. You may be drunk, high, in the midst of afterglow after an hour of rough lovemaking or 5 minutes of jerking off to Sesame Street. I'm not here to judge. I'm here to make 10 minutes of your life 10 minutes to remember.
For those of you that don't know me as well, besides SG, I spend more time than should be legal on YouTube and Wikipedia. Now, I could use this knowledge to educate you, or make you say "WTF is he smoking?" just to get a cheap laugh or two @your misfortune and utter confusion.
Why? Fuck it, that's why!
Now, you may be reading that last statement and saying "Wow, thefreak sure has a real potty mouth on him!" Well, on the subject of the toilet, let's learn, shall we?
The toilet dates back almost 5000 years. The Romans, when not leading a hedonistic lifestyle filled with self-induced bulimia and dirty, squealing pig sex, made use of toilets.
It is also a misconception that the toilet was invented by...
...Thomas Crapper. The thought is still funny as hell, though.
There is such a thing as the World Toilet Organization.
Learn more about the toilet
"Too many words," you say? "Not enough YouTube," you say?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v=skWI8c1EFcA[/youtube]
What have we learned here today?
1. Cats, through their use of the toilet, have therefore trumped dogs in every aspect of life. I don't recall Lassie squatting over the bowl to squeeze out a link before saving that retard Timmy from that damn well.
2. Japan is awesome. 'Nuff said.
3. Tom Hanks should really get his prostate checked.
3. (supplemental) That clip, the first time I saw it, had me laughing until I nearly choked.
4. Fuck 2-ply. Your Humble Narrator only wipes his ass w/the best.
Reasonable price and comfort that means my balloon knot doesn't look like I just got out of jail.
That's right, it's an endorsement, and I'm making it.
Well, kids, I hope you all enjoyed our time together. Personally, I'm most upset that compared to this blog, the next one is going to suck hardcore. But, them's the breaks.
That's all for now, as I now have yet another blog commenting excursion to go out on. As always, I hope you are all doing well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
Well, today was back to business and suck as scheduled, but I had a relaxing vacation overall. I needed it.
Got hit w/a bit of the lonely bug when I came home, though. It'll pass.
I really don't have much to talk about in regards to last week. Hung out w/friends, sat on the computer, went oot and aboot, and saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (which, I have no personal reference point, not having read the book, but IMO, it was too much emo, not enough action).
Also, I'm looking to start going to the local driving range, maybe hittin' a few golf balls will bring the stress levels down a bit.
Also also, you should go leave sillyokio some love to tell her how awesome she is.
Also also also, speaking of Okio, here's the pics from her trip last month.
Well, today was back to business and suck as scheduled, but I had a relaxing vacation overall. I needed it.
Got hit w/a bit of the lonely bug when I came home, though. It'll pass.
I really don't have much to talk about in regards to last week. Hung out w/friends, sat on the computer, went oot and aboot, and saw Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (which, I have no personal reference point, not having read the book, but IMO, it was too much emo, not enough action).
Also, I'm looking to start going to the local driving range, maybe hittin' a few golf balls will bring the stress levels down a bit.
Also also, you should go leave sillyokio some love to tell her how awesome she is.
Also also also, speaking of Okio, here's the pics from her trip last month.
That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are well.
Stay tuned...
-TM
Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
And he's on VACATION!
*effeminate happy dance*
*I mean...really effeminate*
*but it's OK, because you still want me, face facts *
How am I spending it, you ask?
DVDs (including continuing watching my newly completed He-Man set...that's right, I have every episode, fear me) and video games and sitting by the pool (here's hoping it gets hot enough) and beer and relaxation abound for 9 days. Much needed days, @that.
Also, spending time w/you kids here on SG. I will probably spend more time on Silliness than should be allowed by law. But it's all good in the hood, as Don Knotts once said.
That's all for now, but before I go, for you classic Looney Tunes fans out there, this is another reason why I ♥ YouTube.
Rabbit Fire
What's Opera, Doc?
Operation: Rabbit
Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century
Stay tuned...
-TM
And he's on VACATION!
*effeminate happy dance*
*I mean...really effeminate*
*but it's OK, because you still want me, face facts
*How am I spending it, you ask?
DVDs (including continuing watching my newly completed He-Man set...that's right, I have every episode, fear me) and video games and sitting by the pool (here's hoping it gets hot enough) and beer and relaxation abound for 9 days. Much needed days, @that.
Also, spending time w/you kids here on SG. I will probably spend more time on Silliness than should be allowed by law. But it's all good in the hood, as Don Knotts once said.
That's all for now, but before I go, for you classic Looney Tunes fans out there, this is another reason why I ♥ YouTube.
Rabbit Fire
What's Opera, Doc?
Operation: Rabbit
Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2th Century
Stay tuned...
-TM
