Have you ever been told that your house looks like a cross between Mission Control and a Hooter's bar?

All of the pictures you've taken of yourself are in a place that bear a strong resemblance to a "man cave."

i wouldn't really say it's something that merits assigning "blame" to exactly...i'd think you're well within your right, given the fact that, as of a few minutes ago, you were most definitely a guy. Is this still the case?

Very much. Hence my house looks like a glittery ballerina fairy princess exploded inside of it.

that was a completely isolated incident and she said she was cold and had the overwhelming desire to be cooked from the inside out by micro waves. SHE TOLD ME TO.

Are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me

Aww...but i had such a great one cooked up

i actually prefer my Freaks rare, since you asked

i'm so watching family guy on netflix right now, and i have this huge bag of grapes that i plan to devour over the course of the day.

i'm pretty damn happy right now

i can't wait to have ONE job

Soon. Graduating on Friday. So ready for money, being poor is about to kill me.