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AUGUST 1, 2008 @ 07:03 PM

Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

Wow, I realized it's been a week and a half(!!!) since I last updated. So, quick rundown as to what I've been up to.

1. Was Head Groomsman in my buddy Justin's wedding last weekend. Good times all around, and I was happy to do my part. smile

I tell ya, though...being a Mormon wedding, the lack of alcohol and chances of getting lucky w/bridesmaids does put a damper on the festivities. Hell, I couldn't even bring my iced coffee into the church! So, that morning, there I sat in the parking lot, drinking my Dunkin's iced, chain-smoking, feeling ostracized like some common baby-eater!

The horror of it all.

Also, think of Yours Truly in a tux.

shocked

Actually, I didn't look all that bad. I do clean up nicely. I'm still waiting on getting pics, which I will be sure to share w/you kids next chance I get. biggrin

2. I might be out of work for an indeterminable amount of time come midnight tomorrow, for Your Humble Narrator is, in fact, a union man w/Verizon. Wish me luck, kids, as I don't feel like being w/o income for any length of time.

3. On another positive note, it looks like I'm pretty much a lock for the part-time gig @GameStop I've been pursuing for the past few months. It's about time I get to put my 26 years of geekiness to good use. And get paid for it. biggrin

As for YouTube-y goodness, I feel like going '80s style.





Also...I've found Jesus...Jones. Right here.

And right now.



That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well. smile

Stay tuned...

-TM

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hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

AUG 01, 2008 07:41 PM

Psssh... at least he's going to cut his hair now. wink

Lymphae

Lymphae

HOPEFUL

Manchester, CT

AUG 01, 2008 07:41 PM

Hey you. Haven't heard from you for awhile. Glad you liked my tattoo. I'm in love with it. I'm in the process of getting a sleeve too, but am not going to post pics until its done. I feel bad about the mormon wedding, but at least you had your D&D!

MisterEnrolled

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL
October 2005
Kekelyn

Kekelyn

Canada
January 2007

AUG 01, 2008 07:43 PM

Yea, you definitely need to get some pics of you in a tux; that's a must see!

Kay

Kay

SUICIDEGIRL

Antarctica

AUG 01, 2008 07:53 PM

hahahaha. You sick bastard. Though you know, we might be able to come up with something he could do for a SB shoot. wink

~cheers

joker_

joker_

Windsor, CA
October 2005

AUG 01, 2008 07:53 PM

It is true.

Good luck with the game stop job and your regular job too.

Jena

Jena

Tampa, FL
June 2003

AUG 01, 2008 08:03 PM

Jealous of what!?

The last wedding I attended was "dry" and I too thought I was going to have a stroke. We had to go to a liquor store and smuggle the goods in my uncle's pants! The horrors.

Bellica

Bellica

HOPEFUL

Mexico

AUG 01, 2008 08:59 PM

Ooooo, 80's! I'm sorry you'll be outta income, good vibes your way man, and I can't wait to see pics, I guess I'm a common baby eater-granny kicking monster myself then... tongue

Sid

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

AUG 01, 2008 10:49 PM

hate to burst your bubble, but that's not a masturbation reference. It means he doesn't have time to take the inserts out of his armor vest and wash it. tongue

I got that one right!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 01, 2008 11:03 PM

But of course. Hence the Ring of Fire...

Weddings are always a trip. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always a trip.

Fuck, I was such a fucking Jesus Jones fan back in the day. surreal

Vaux

Vaux

I'm lost
January 2008

AUG 02, 2008 01:23 AM

Dankeschoen! biggrin

Chainlink

Chainlink

Christmas Island
August 2005

AUG 02, 2008 01:57 AM

HA ha ha !
You do pretty fine work yourself, bud !

I want tux pics ! tongue

pandamonium

pandamonium

Woodstock, GA
April 2004

AUG 02, 2008 07:38 AM

nice one! i especially like the spoiler.

corsair

corsair

Palm Beach, FL
July 2004

AUG 02, 2008 07:52 AM

I can't even imagine going to a wedding like that! After all . . what's a wedding without drunken bridesmades? Ha Ha!

Trevor

Trevor

Iraq
July 2003

AUG 02, 2008 08:05 AM

Don't let the wife fool you... it was a masturbation reference.

Also, in order from Awesomeness to Lameness:

Robots, Ninjas, Zombies, Pirates, Zucchini, Dryer lint, Cowboys.

Cowboys are fucking assholes.

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