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FEBRUARY 29, 2008 @ 07:44 PM

Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

Well, it's the crazy day that only comes every four years, so I said to myself, "Self, why not write a quick blog to commemorate this occasion?"

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, "Why does thefreak talk to himself?" And I say to you in retort..."Hey, who's telling the story here, bitches?"

But I digress...

As I sit here, still warming up from the bitter walk home from work, waiting for my pizza to arrive, I start thinking how much I'm not looking forward to the 4-7 inches we'll be receiving through the night.

For all you West Coast and South kids who never see snow, you'd probably be shitting yourselves w/glee here. I'll have to take some more pics in a repeat of this entry.

Also, I'm in one of those moods where I wouldn't mind cuddling up on the couch. Any lady takers out there? I promise I don't bite (unless requested).

You may have noticed the profile pic change. This is because Anchorman is one of the best movies ever made, despite what the Will Farrell haters in this thread (which sillyokio and I jacked to hilarious success), say. So, what the hell, let's have some random Anchorman YouTubey goodness!

That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.

Stay tuned...

-TM

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Sioux

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 29, 2008 08:07 PM

and it will get bigger....lovely being a female uh? lol

Nessuno

Washington, DC

May 2006

FEB 29, 2008 08:38 PM

Hablemos de Salud is a nationally broadcast health program in Spanish on Univision that gives free medical advice to questions send in by viewers. It's the pet project of a family friend and I asked if I could volunteer. He said yes.

Caducus

I'm lost

February 2005

FEB 29, 2008 08:53 PM

You know, I just don't understand that movie. I know I probably have some sort of glitch or error in me that I don't see the hilarity of it, but I just don't see it. What is the appeal?

Bill_the_Cat

West Vancouver, BC

May 2005

MAR 01, 2008 07:33 AM

I've got 4-7 inches for ya to receive.

Sometime I'll have to watch "Ron Burgandy"

*ducks*

zombie_nirbhao

Mackinac Island, MI

October 2007

MAR 01, 2008 09:45 AM

you do not get to whine about snow. michigan's getting close to 100 inches.

thus the snowboarding.

Giggles

Claremont, CA

January 2005

MAR 01, 2008 12:14 PM

after reading all that the word Pizza is now stuck in my head

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

MAR 01, 2008 02:02 PM

I start thinking how much I'm not looking forward to the 4-7 inches we'll be receiving through the night.

Best blog post EVAR!

wenis

Brentwood, CA

July 2006

MAR 01, 2008 06:17 PM

i like my hot california days with cool nights....its the price we pay thats gunna suck (you know the whole splitting and falling to the ocean part.)

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

MAR 01, 2008 07:32 PM

I can take it. I think i am getting old, and it scares me. One random 19 year old on a porn site says something obtuse and i get all bent out of shape and start hating teenagers.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

MAR 01, 2008 07:46 PM

i actually caught myself saying that to a teenager last summer, i just got done manicuring my front lawn, laying down fertilizer, spending quite some time on making it look good and this kid just like walked right across it. I was like "Hey could you get the fuck off my lawn??"

I walked in the backyard and started crying.

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

MAR 01, 2008 08:06 PM

dude, the weather here is worse than New England's! When I first moved here, someone actually said to me, "If you don't like the weather in Colorado, wait a minute!" I was like, "No! That's what they say in New England, you can't have that phrase!" But it literally is worse here. It can be sunny and warm one minute, snow the next, then back to warm and sunny 10 mins later!

I think it's mostly because I live on a mountain.

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

MAR 01, 2008 08:07 PM

I loooove you.

Bill_the_Cat

West Vancouver, BC

May 2005

MAR 01, 2008 08:57 PM

^^^How do I get one of those?

Yuriel

I'm lost

January 2004

MAR 01, 2008 09:08 PM

You so rock man

I remember when I had lots of friends here and shit.

Too bad people are so complicated now.

And I'm jealous of them all and just.

Meh. I'm sorry there has to be something other than some magical deity in the skies/self denying mind quieting zen crap/phd feeding you pills and taking notes on what defects you have to this existance. *laugh*

More than just old hasbeen to bone out of desperation, and the crap job you take to support you both while never knowing well enjoyment.

Yes life, living... I seek these yet I am too effete and weak to do shit....

And too poor, this state and this place really dont allow for a lot of opportunity, I don't think anywhere does really, especially if it isn't a democratic-socialist place...

ps dude
thanks for being around. there arent words
so I'll just call you awesome

zombie_nirbhao

Mackinac Island, MI

October 2007

MAR 01, 2008 10:01 PM

yes sir.

by the way, when a person talks with himself, he is guaranteed a worthy conversation partner

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