Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

Damn, is it Friday already? It's been a week since I last updated? Where does the time go, I ask you?

What to report? Hmm...

1. Work is work. This past shift was especially annoying. You'd think after almost 7 years @this job I'd understand the ineptitude of the general public...*shrugs* ah well, I guess someone needs to make my french fries.

2. I'm sick of winter. 'Nuff said.

3. V-Day? *shrugs* I'm hoping the few small gifts I have for people will mask the fact I'll be working and going home alone...again.

GAH, I need to get laid.

Alright, enough of that.

On some more positive notes, in just over a week's time, I will play host to good friend Sharonaaaaa while she enjoys her vacation, though I've warned her NYC is a long ways away from the borderline boonies of MA as far as entertainment is concerned. She didn't seem fazed. I look forward to it.

Also, having filed my federal taxes (still need to Telefile my state), as soon as I get my returns, I shall be shopping for plane tickets (I've never flown...EEP! ) to take the farthest trip I've ever taken, to a place I've never been, to visit another awesome lady come the end of March. That would be sillyokio. This I also look forward to.

Also also, I feel like whoring space in my blog to call attention to another good friend here on SG.

*ahem*

This...



...is Girthy.

He has a blog. It is called Girth Industries. It's full of video game geekiness, ranting, and general hilarity. He could use some more traffic. Go there.

C'mon, have I ever steered you wrong?

Besides, you know, those of you I may or may not have tricked into watching Two Girls, One Cup then laughed @your pussy selves for not staying to the end. It's the Interweb. GROW a set!

Then again, I'm a sick, sick little monkey like that.

But I digress...

I actually had to sit and think of something YouTube-y to post for your viewing pleasure. And, to be honest, I was @a loss. So, I decided to go for the ace in the hole, and stick w/the category of "ninja."

Enjoy!







Fuck pirates.

That's about all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.

Stay tuned...

-TM