Hey, kids! It's another update from Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.

I would've updated Friday night, but SG was just not cooperating w/me.

How am I, you ask?

I am doing better than I have been lately, my sex (over)drive as of late notwithstanding.

My good friends Tavis and Kerrianne just recently got a new condo, so my buddies Justin, Chris and I drove down to Raynham early Saturday morning, from there met up w/more people and went to Horseneck Beach for summer fun (though I now look like a lobster ) then went back to their place for a condo-warming party, full of alcohol and general merriment. I even played my first ever games of Asshole.

Many pics were taken, which will be uploaded soon.

Also, starting the 13th to the end of the month, I will not be @my office! I'll be out helping promote for Verizon. What does that mean? I have the same shift Monday through Friday, and I won't be sitting in front of a computer all day dealing w/the retarded general public I despise so much!

Yes, things are lookin' up. Now I just need to get laid.

Second, if the country of Japan is the greatest when it comes to YouTube hilarity, then India is a close second. Behold!





Lastly, we all know Little Superstar and his mad dancing skizzills, but did you know he could KICK ASS?





w00t.

That's all for now, kids. As always, I hope you are all well.

Stay tuned...

-TM