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Missdates and Magnus are left side and Brandolyn and I are right side.
What are you?
Missdates and Magnus are left side and Brandolyn and I are right side.
What are you?
I think I need to stop letting the baby have these before she goes to bed.
Little girl was up at four thirty this morning.
It's already a good weekend.
Missdates and I took Friday off and went to watch Superbad. It was funny.
Saturday and Sunday hopefully relax and veg out with video game and the kids.
Monday, some guys from work want to go and watch a Diamondbacks game.
Missdates and I took Friday off and went to watch Superbad. It was funny.
Saturday and Sunday hopefully relax and veg out with video game and the kids.
Monday, some guys from work want to go and watch a Diamondbacks game.
Yesterday was a fun day.
Went to Hell City and saw Thrasher, Doolittle, and herotozero there. It was really great to have seen them.
Went to Hell City and saw Thrasher, Doolittle, and herotozero there. It was really great to have seen them.
I'm a very boring person. So with that, I'll leave you with somethings you can read instead and have a chuckle or two.
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket, not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
I was walking into Safeway today and I saw my Aunt and Uncle. I had Edward with me so they both were babying her while chatting with me. They were saying how good of a baby Edward is and and how my Aunt wants another baby (her kids are both teenagers) but they won't cause my Uncle is going to be forty soon
I told them that I'm turning thirty tomorrow and that Missdates and I are thinking of having another.
I feel old.
I told them that I'm turning thirty tomorrow and that Missdates and I are thinking of having another.
I feel old.
My daughter Brandolyn is funny.
Her and I were going to the store and it was sprinkling on us. She was walking with her mouth open and tells me "Daddy, I tasted the rain".
I asked her if the rain tasted like broken dreams.
She replies "No, I haven't tasted those yet."
Her and I were going to the store and it was sprinkling on us. She was walking with her mouth open and tells me "Daddy, I tasted the rain".
I asked her if the rain tasted like broken dreams.
She replies "No, I haven't tasted those yet."
