age: 26 (Jul 10, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: librarian

crush: Evan Z. Dando

sign: that which bonds the signified to the signifier

gets me hot: an impressive command of the english language. glasses and ties.

makes me happy: cuddling. cute girls.

i lost my virginity: yes.

body mods: right nostril; 2 holes left ear, 3 holes right; both nipples. small private tattoo on right shoulder blade.

into: crossword puzzles, ragtime, woody allen, vintage pin-ups, libraries, museums, nihilism, kittens, player pianos, victrolas, old books, linguistics, grammar, diagramming sentences, portmanteau words, archetypes, surrealist art, atheism, anthropology, psychology, mild s/m, burlesque, modernist literature, stream of consciousness writing, mandarin oranges, naked girls, bookish boys

stats: 5'3

makes me sad: pro-life activists. prayer in schools.

heroes: Charles Bukowski