There are several questions hanging over our economy at the moment

-Will anyone of my generatio be able to afford to buy a house?

-Will air fares rise?

-Will energy bills continue to rise?

-Will they fire that hot girl that works in my bank?

Hopefully not!!

I've been colluding all day with my financle adviser 'The proffessor'

We've decided to invest heavily in pine and velvet. That way when the market crashes and all the traders commit suicide the demand for coffin maing materials will sore!!