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FAQ

Where exactly was that pic taken??

It was taken at like 5am on the M82 motorway between Edinburgh and Glasgow (I'm facing toward Edinburgh)

What does getting a tattoo feel like?

Like getting an electric needle stuck in your arm!!

Why have'nt you replied to me?

Good point. I'm notoriously bad for replying to texts , calls and emails and often just forget. I'm probably the worst person for keeping in contact with people ever.

What have you been up to?

My stock reply to this no matter who you are is always ' the usual' So depending on how well you know me you can guess!!

How big's your DVD collection?

Fucking massive. So big I dont realise when people take my dvd's to borrow

How did you know I was going to be here?

I just had a feeling!!

When I seen you why did you ignore me?

Honestly at least once a week people say they seen me somewhere I wasnt . So in most cases it wasnt me!!

If you won the lottery what would you do with the money?

Treat it like a lady