MINE!!
http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=1436802
Dug, when we pickin' it up? I needs trailer. Mebbe we gets your jeepy thing at the same time....
http://cgi.govliquidation.com/auction/view?id=1436802
Dug, when we pickin' it up? I needs trailer. Mebbe we gets your jeepy thing at the same time....
teh needs a pity party.
before you get all offensive, hear me out.
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teh's version of a pity party is when a group of people get together, and watch him get unbelievably drunk. this usually proves to be very entertaining for all, and provides great anecdotes for all to tell. the general gist of it is for me to get drunk, be baby-sat, and not have to worry about keeping myself alive or managing to get home.
the warnings:
i may hit on girls. if you're a girl, i may on you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may try to start fights with guys. if you're a guy, i may try to start a fight with you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may get emotional. don't worry, this provides entertainment and no end of amusement.
i may get delusional. don't worry, this provides entertainment, etc, etc.
i may get paranoid.
other than the entertainment, this also provides a singular opportunity for those with a grudge (and at least the backing of a few other guests) to get back at me. if i need my ass kicked and deserve it, feel free. if it amuses you to feed me drinks until i pass out in a puddle of my own bodily fluids, go for it. if it's funny to set me up for failure and see me burn, do it.
about the only requests that i have are for people to chip in for the occasional drink, and have a good lineup of locations ready (not your favorite hangouts), as i may get myself (or all involved) tossed out.
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anyone interested? drop a line. obviously, this is meant more for the locals, but if you're willing to travel for my entertainment, feel free to do so. or get a life.
before you get all offensive, hear me out.
***
teh's version of a pity party is when a group of people get together, and watch him get unbelievably drunk. this usually proves to be very entertaining for all, and provides great anecdotes for all to tell. the general gist of it is for me to get drunk, be baby-sat, and not have to worry about keeping myself alive or managing to get home.
the warnings:
i may hit on girls. if you're a girl, i may on you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may try to start fights with guys. if you're a guy, i may try to start a fight with you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may get emotional. don't worry, this provides entertainment and no end of amusement.
i may get delusional. don't worry, this provides entertainment, etc, etc.
i may get paranoid.
other than the entertainment, this also provides a singular opportunity for those with a grudge (and at least the backing of a few other guests) to get back at me. if i need my ass kicked and deserve it, feel free. if it amuses you to feed me drinks until i pass out in a puddle of my own bodily fluids, go for it. if it's funny to set me up for failure and see me burn, do it.
about the only requests that i have are for people to chip in for the occasional drink, and have a good lineup of locations ready (not your favorite hangouts), as i may get myself (or all involved) tossed out.
***
anyone interested? drop a line. obviously, this is meant more for the locals, but if you're willing to travel for my entertainment, feel free to do so. or get a life.
this could be interesting....
so, about 10:30 this morning i awoke to the sound of... wait... what time is it? FUCK! i'm late for work.
as i'm running through the shower, i realize i feel pretty good. very good. liberated. like a big weight is gone.
i think back, trying to remember an event during the previous night that could have triggered such a feeling...
hmmm... the last memory of the night is Dug, telling me everyone is heading out and that i'm on my own.
nothing too bad so far, other than a gaping hole in my memory, which is a fairly common occurrence.
*shrug* maybe it was just my "outta the hospital" joke thingy, then.
i check my phone... no pics, a few drunk dials (what was i on about, Dug?) , a few outgoing messages (sorry, thanise) with the responses deleted. suspicious, but nothing too incriminating.
i get out to my car, check the trunk for dead hookers (none).
everything is looking copesetic until i get into the car. my laptop and camera are still in the car (no biggie), but my map of chicago is unfolded on the passenger's seat with a bar coaster on it. flying dog. with the following quote:
"Don't let anyone make you eat shit."
-George Stranahan
anything interesting in the news up there?
so, about 10:30 this morning i awoke to the sound of... wait... what time is it? FUCK! i'm late for work.
as i'm running through the shower, i realize i feel pretty good. very good. liberated. like a big weight is gone.
i think back, trying to remember an event during the previous night that could have triggered such a feeling...
hmmm... the last memory of the night is Dug, telling me everyone is heading out and that i'm on my own.
nothing too bad so far, other than a gaping hole in my memory, which is a fairly common occurrence.
*shrug* maybe it was just my "outta the hospital" joke thingy, then.
i check my phone... no pics, a few drunk dials (what was i on about, Dug?) , a few outgoing messages (sorry, thanise) with the responses deleted. suspicious, but nothing too incriminating.
i get out to my car, check the trunk for dead hookers (none).
everything is looking copesetic until i get into the car. my laptop and camera are still in the car (no biggie), but my map of chicago is unfolded on the passenger's seat with a bar coaster on it. flying dog. with the following quote:
"Don't let anyone make you eat shit."
-George Stranahan
anything interesting in the news up there?
hahaha!
God of War II just cost me my first DualShock II. stupid changing camera angles.
too bad they aren't as durable as the old Super 88 pads. i never managed to break one of those.
God of War II just cost me my first DualShock II. stupid changing camera angles.
too bad they aren't as durable as the old Super 88 pads. i never managed to break one of those.
alright, kids...
i've been trying photograpy. it seems to be working for me. it's cheap, easy, fun, and might get me laid some day.
i put up new pics in "joliet and vicinity," "gary," and "cars."
the "joliet and vicinity" things are from various parks in joliet and lockport.
the "gary" pics are from a few weekends ago when NotoriusDUG and i went to gary, IN.
the "cars" pics (the newer, better resolution ones) are from the "scrap drive" car show in belvidere, IL.
it would seem that i'm also getting hooked on urban exploration... if yous guys know of any good places, give me a shout, eh?
cheers
i've been trying photograpy. it seems to be working for me. it's cheap, easy, fun, and might get me laid some day.
i put up new pics in "joliet and vicinity," "gary," and "cars."
the "joliet and vicinity" things are from various parks in joliet and lockport.
the "gary" pics are from a few weekends ago when NotoriusDUG and i went to gary, IN.
the "cars" pics (the newer, better resolution ones) are from the "scrap drive" car show in belvidere, IL.
it would seem that i'm also getting hooked on urban exploration... if yous guys know of any good places, give me a shout, eh?
cheers
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