age: 26 (Mar 13, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2004

occupation: catastrophe waitress & usually unpaid muso-journo-photographer

into: dirty words & fighting talk.

i lost my virginity: $5000 reward.

crush: mick jagger in 'performance'

stats: minotaur horns.

gets me hot: guys who can kiss you on the neck (& get it right), generic skinny indie boys (hello, nick valensi), scandinavians, cockney accents, kinkiness on public transport.

makes me happy: the things on the 'what gets me hot' list, vinyl mono, funfairs, mix tapes, dancing at shows, dirty kisses, trying on tacky sunglasses in Boots and taking pictures on disposable cameras, lots of tea, tasteless jokes, microwaveable meals, sly cigarettes, jarvis cocker & the way he says 'alright' all sexually, rollercoasters, excursions to lon-dahn tahhn, beer, post, your mum.

makes me sad: deadlines, children, man united fans, rainy days, bad kissers, OMFG harry potter DIE, victoria newton of the sun 'fame', alex ferguson of being-a-cunt fame.