age: 72 (Oct 18, 1935)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Spork Tester

crush: Bill Murray-worship at the altar of Bill

body mods: 2 tattoos, 12 piercings

sign: Libra

makes me sad: Bush is in office, enough said

i lost my virginity: A LONG LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

gets me hot: Ghostbusters (really, it's like porn for me), Rick Moranis, Tattoos & Piercings(that's a given really), Zombies

into: Cheesy movies, Porn, Porn Zombies, Elsa Lanchester, Movie Monsters, mini-golf, trashy novels, collecting Catholic and other religious items and artwork, lounging in my jammies watching cartoons and licking things at parties, violating monkey stuffed animals, OH, and hungry hungry hippos!

makes me happy: THE WORD CUNT! That sweet porkchop slap when someone hits cement...oh, it's the little things in life

fantasy: Something involving Bill Murray, a clown costume and a water balloon...Possibly a Little Indy Showdown, can I look under your hood sir?