My time here is running out, so to all my friends farewell. Spring is coming and it's time to work on the house again, not much time for playing.
I'm so proud. Took my 12 yr old son deer hunting and he got a small buck. One shot all his. I'm so proud.
A few weeks ago my wife figured up the budget and said I had to cut back on drinking, so I did.
Last week she told me I would have to cut back some more, so I did.
This week she told me I would have to quit drinking altogether, I said I want to see the budget.
Looking it over I found she was spending over 60 dollars a month on make up and beauty supplies.
I asked, "Why do I have to quit drinking when you spend all that on make up?"
she said "I use that so I can be beautiful for you."
I said "Thats what the beer is for."
I don't think shes coming back.
I read this somewhere and laughed my ass off, so I had to share it.
Last week she told me I would have to cut back some more, so I did.
This week she told me I would have to quit drinking altogether, I said I want to see the budget.
Looking it over I found she was spending over 60 dollars a month on make up and beauty supplies.
I asked, "Why do I have to quit drinking when you spend all that on make up?"
she said "I use that so I can be beautiful for you."
I said "Thats what the beer is for."
I don't think shes coming back.
I read this somewhere and laughed my ass off, so I had to share it.
A motto to live by.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beef stick in one hand, beer in the other, body thoughly used up, totally worn out, screaming "FUCK YOU".
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beef stick in one hand, beer in the other, body thoughly used up, totally worn out, screaming "FUCK YOU".
I'm roofing my house, and if a fear of hieghts isn't bad enough, it either raining or 90'. Fuck I'm tired.
FREE breast implants. If anyone is interested I some how found a site for free breast implants while researching ideas for my new tattoo. Discworld fans would reconize it just by looking. I will post pics of it when I get it done.
This is the site for breast implants.
http://myfreeimplants.com
Now would anybody be willing to help pour cement? Shit I need more help or real friends that don't back out on me all the time. Renovating a house sucks but it will be worth it I just wish I was done all ready. Sorry for bitching I usually don't. Well time to get back to work.
This is the site for breast implants.
http://myfreeimplants.com
Now would anybody be willing to help pour cement? Shit I need more help or real friends that don't back out on me all the time. Renovating a house sucks but it will be worth it I just wish I was done all ready. Sorry for bitching I usually don't. Well time to get back to work.
