holy mother fuck, i didnt drink all may because the city i live in right now lethbridge sucks shit. so i went back to where i used to live medicine hat, and got smashed and i had a blast. My friend dave had his stag saturday we went golfing and got loaded and ripped up the course with our golf carts racing,jumping, well you get it we figured out how to get the carts to do catwalks that was rad. After we went to the bar we were sitting on the patio and cop came by and i yelled at him and he came into the bar looking for me but he didnt know it was me, he was talking to some random and i was dancing behind him pretending to hump his leg it was grrrreat he got mad at me but i didnt give a fuck. THE END