I'm a-going to Costa Rica in two weeks!
I am going to tromp through the jungle and catch reptiles!

Then I'll just shoot myself, because it can all only go downhill from there!

Alright, I suppose I will update this once yearly or so.

Check this shizz out, son:



These Brussels sprouts were all like, fucking WHOOSH, KAPOWWW.

...By that I mean really good.

Life is goin' just fine.

Jesus, I never update.

Well, here. I want everyone to be as aggravated as I am:



At the very least, PLEASE watch until 1:15 or so. It's probably the most excruciatingly funny thing I've ever seen. This entire thing is pretty much the music video version of HCWDB.
Let's see- there's kissy faces, orgasm faces, shirtlessness with greased chests, shiny bitches in bikinis, leather pants, bling pendants, ruffled shirts and disco dancing, martinis, simulated jerking off, bleached blonde Europeans, and FIRE! It's everything you could ever want.

What a meaningful post, right?