Member: surlyclown

surlyclownlikes Homicide: LOTS, NIN, Queen, and MASH.

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Member: surlyclown
Member: surlyclown
Member: surlyclown
 

bands:

  1. Johnny Cash
  2. Social Distortion
  3. Rasputina
  4. Oingo Boingo
  5. Queen
  6. Tori Amos
  7. Tiger Army
  8. Iron Maiden
  9. Neko Case
  10. NIN

tv shows:

  1. St. Elsewhere
  2. Homicide: LOTS
  3. MASH
  4. Twin Peaks
  5. Deadwood
  6. Buffy
  7. Amazing Race
  8. Law and Order
  9. Battlestar Galactica
  10. Daily Show/Colbert
 

into: Satanic waterfowl, sarcasm, puffins of a particular variety.

not into: Partisanship, tuneless whistling.

makes me happy: She does.

makes me sad: Saying goodbye.

5 things i can't live without: my friends, my bison, cable TV, Guinness, Ippy my IPod

vices: Shooting my mouth off, occasional 'Nick Charles-ish...ness', strange foreign porn, sloth

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

gender: male

occupation: Scribe

current crush: 730A_Trixel_Fem

stats: Shortish, lumpy, glasses, spaz, dork--in a word: hot!

body mods: Devil Duck gargoyle on left shin, tribal crab on right calf, ouroboros dragon on right arm

heroes: My Pop. And my Mum.

gets me hot: The sun. Seriously. It's hot.

favorite position: the subservient cricket

fantasy: I don't know...they're kinda being checked off the list :-)

sign: Crab-o-rama

most humbling moment: In an ICU room, holding my father's hand.

i lost my virginity: Yes, I did...when I was 21... She was my best friend and it was really awesome...before it all went horribly awry.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Goth, Retro, Hillbilly, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.