into: Satanic waterfowl, sarcasm, puffins of a particular variety.
not into: Partisanship, tuneless whistling.
makes me happy: She does.
makes me sad: Saying goodbye.
5 things i can't live without: my friends, my bison, cable TV, Guinness, Ippy my IPod
vices: Shooting my mouth off, occasional 'Nick Charles-ish...ness', strange foreign porn, sloth
thoughts on sg: I like it
gender: male
occupation: Scribe
current crush: 730A_Trixel_Fem
stats: Shortish, lumpy, glasses, spaz, dork--in a word: hot!
body mods: Devil Duck gargoyle on left shin, tribal crab on right calf, ouroboros dragon on right arm
heroes: My Pop. And my Mum.
gets me hot: The sun. Seriously. It's hot.
favorite position: the subservient cricket
fantasy: I don't know...they're kinda being checked off the list :-)
sign: Crab-o-rama
most humbling moment: In an ICU room, holding my father's hand.
i lost my virginity: Yes, I did...when I was 21... She was my best friend and it was really awesome...before it all went horribly awry.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Goth, Retro, Hillbilly, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.