age: 40 (Apr 10, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: Hospitality Management

most humbling moment: Everytime I open mouth and insert foot.

crush: Really Hurts

i lost my virginity: In a parking lot under a 18 Wheeler

sign: Aries

makes me happy: Well behaved children

body mods: One Tat

stats: Are not as good as they once were

makes me sad: Punishing children that are not well behaved

fantasy: To eat (oops meet) a suicide girl

gets me hot: Suicide Girls, women with nice smiles, humor, old fashion values