into: Please check all whips, chains, canes, crops, clips, clamps, cuffs, harnesses, blindfolds, gags, assorted plugs & pullers, zipper masks, and asbestos pony gear at the front desk upon entering. And please... remember to tip your server!

not into: your leftwing/rightwing bullshit/propoganda. Get a clue and make a decision for yourselves, you lame-ass, easily-led, automatons...

makes me happy: Self-medicating, loud music, adrenaline, sushi, JP, sleeping in, picking up heavy objects and putting them down again, gambling, and running (as long as it doesn't involve being chased or gunfire).

makes me sad: sharks, clowns, spiders, and cops.

hobbies: I haven't had a hobby since 08:45 am 09/11/2001....

5 things i can't live without: I can live without things.

vices: are simply the errors which a man makes in his search after his own happiness...

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Wishing I were elsewhere.

occupation: Let's just say, if I have to show up, the shit has hit the fan.

current crush: Foramen in my seventh cervical vertebra.

stats: was a boring class at College of Charleston.

body mods: a broken heart, an evil eye, a poison tongue, scarred knuckles and a guilty conscience...

heroes: ¡Recoge que lo deja tu mascota!

gets me hot: PETN, RDX and cellular respiration...

favorite position: That really hot one where I am actually in the same time zone as the girl I'm having sex with and don't have to hold the fucking phone to the side of my head till my ear goes numb...

fantasy: to wallow in self-pity, then complain about it and have you pay $6/mo. to endure my incessant bitching.

sign: WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD - small parts not for children

i lost my virginity: yet managed to retain the package it came in... How odd?