ok i know its way early but for halloween i transform my son 
into Cory
what do you think?????
into Cory
what do you think?????
so here is another lil tid bit about my woman problems....
last night a small group of us went and seen Trapt and Default. i know what your thinking but it was something to do and i needed to get off base for awhile. so we had a female base cop go with us. before the show started she said when ever she goes to a concert she at least gets something from the band. so after Default were done i started yelling at the drummer MY WIFE WANTS A DRUM STICK. it took a few times but he finally threw it to me. we played the whole married thing all night. it was cool to hang out and not really have any distractions in my head. my another guy i work with went to her place to watch movies til 5am. when i got back to my room i put on my facebook..."had fun for being married a few hours" she rights back on my comment "what were divorced" i wrote back to her "well it was our honymoon and you had me sleep on the couch"........then we talked on the facebook IM
Jessica
well listen i would have invited u in my room but im sure parker would have gotten more jealous lol
David
why more jealous????
was he i didnt notice
Jessica
yea..parker has liked me for a while but i told him nothing would ever happen
David
i thought that just didnt know he still did
Jessica
yea lol
David
so you laying on me and stuff got to him
Jessica
i think so
David
i just went with i figured you dont like me that way. it was fun just talk in like that
Jessica
who said i didnt
David
no one
Jessica
lol ok then
David
why do you?
Jessica
maybe
David
nice
Jessica
lol
David
its that mid west conection.....even though your a packer fan
lol
Jessica
lol dont even go there
David
kidding relax
Jessica
lol
David
im going to duffys to get a pizza will be back in a bit
Jessica
im sure ill see u around there. im going to the commisary
David
roger that
WTF.....this shit never ends lol
last night a small group of us went and seen Trapt and Default. i know what your thinking but it was something to do and i needed to get off base for awhile. so we had a female base cop go with us. before the show started she said when ever she goes to a concert she at least gets something from the band. so after Default were done i started yelling at the drummer MY WIFE WANTS A DRUM STICK. it took a few times but he finally threw it to me. we played the whole married thing all night. it was cool to hang out and not really have any distractions in my head. my another guy i work with went to her place to watch movies til 5am. when i got back to my room i put on my facebook..."had fun for being married a few hours" she rights back on my comment "what were divorced" i wrote back to her "well it was our honymoon and you had me sleep on the couch"........then we talked on the facebook IM
Jessica
well listen i would have invited u in my room but im sure parker would have gotten more jealous lol
David
why more jealous????
was he i didnt notice
Jessica
yea..parker has liked me for a while but i told him nothing would ever happen
David
i thought that just didnt know he still did
Jessica
yea lol
David
so you laying on me and stuff got to him
Jessica
i think so
David
i just went with i figured you dont like me that way. it was fun just talk in like that
Jessica
who said i didnt
David
no one
Jessica
lol ok then
David
why do you?
Jessica
maybe
David
nice
Jessica
lol
David
its that mid west conection.....even though your a packer fan
lol
Jessica
lol dont even go there
David
kidding relax
Jessica
lol
David
im going to duffys to get a pizza will be back in a bit
Jessica
im sure ill see u around there. im going to the commisary
David
roger that
WTF.....this shit never ends lol
when you dont have enough glasses you do what you do
jager bombs from korean bar......jager bombs in a cofee pot
and other stuff we found in the room
IF YOUR BORED......STOLE FROM TUESDAY 
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
RANCH
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Hooters.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Piizza
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese, SAUSAGE, PINAPPLE
5.What do you like to put on your toast?
LOTS OF BUTTER AND CINNAMON
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
2
2. What color cell phone do you have?
BLOOD RED
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
like a second. GOOGLE IS GREAT
4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has?
NOT A CLUE
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
LEFT
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
NEGATIVE THANK GOD
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
SHEET OF PLYWOOD COVERED IN DIRT
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOPE
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
NOTHING I LIKE IT
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. DEPEND ON WHAT KIND AND SAUCE
************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
JUST 1
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops.
LAST NIGHT WHEN WE STOLE A STATUE FROM OUR BAR ON BASE
3. Last person you talked to?
ENZA
4. Last person you hugged?
MY SON
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Chicago doesn't seem to have these. It's either really fucking hot or really fucking cold. Bullshit because the in betweens are my fave. Spring and Autumn.
2. Holiday?
CHRISTMAS AND FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
3. Day of the week?
THURSDAY CAUSE WE DONT SO SHIT ON FRI
4. Month?
OCTOBER
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
HELL YEAH, MY SON AND BEST FRIEND ENZA
2. Mood?
PISSED, DEPRESSED, ALONE, NUMB
3. What are you listening to?
GODSMACK
4. Watching?
DODGE BALL
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
OUT SIDE TO SMOKE
2. What's the last movie you saw?
WALK THE LINE
3. Do you smile often?
NO
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
OF COURSE. IN KOREA FOR DEPLOYMENT....BUT IT DONT MATTER ANYWAY
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
PROLLY ENZA BUT SHE TO BUSY LATELY
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn't. Blue 4tw.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
NEVER BEEN
5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
NO
7. Favorite Christmas song(s):
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
TO BE WITH ENZA BUT IT MAY NOT HAPPEN
9. Can you do push ups?
87 IN 2 MINUTES
10. Can you do a chin up?
LIKE 13
11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
DONT KNOW KINDA NUMB
12. Do you have any saved texts?
MOSTLY PICTURES
13. Ever been in a car wreck?
YEP REAR ENDED AT 45 MPH
14. Do you have an accent?
A SMALL ONE FROM CHICAGO
15. What is the last song to make you cry?
SLIPKNOTS "SNUFF"
16. Plans tonight?
NOTHING THRYING TO SOBER UP
17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yep
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
BEER, BEER, SHOTS.
19. Have you ever been given roses?
yeah
20. Current worry?
NOT BEING WITH THE ONE I LOVE
21. Current hate right now?
A FEW PEOPLE.
22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes
23. How will you bring in the New Year?
No idea. .
24. What song represents you?
RING OF FIRE OR WALK THE LINE.
25. Name three people who might complete this?
Bored ones.
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
HELL YEAH.
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yeah.
28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Heh, yah, a few.
29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
OUT OF A MARRIAGE
30. Does anyone love you?
YEAH BUT CANT GET THE ONE WHO MATTERS
31. Ever had someone sing to you?
NO.
32. When did you last cry?
NO
33. Do you like to cuddle?
Of course,
34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
NO
35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
MOTLEY CRUE.
36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
KINDA NEW BUT ONE OLD FRIEND
37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
YEP
***********FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
RANCH
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Hooters.
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Piizza
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
cheese, SAUSAGE, PINAPPLE
5.What do you like to put on your toast?
LOTS OF BUTTER AND CINNAMON
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
2
2. What color cell phone do you have?
BLOOD RED
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
like a second. GOOGLE IS GREAT
4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has?
NOT A CLUE
***************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
LEFT
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
NEGATIVE THANK GOD
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
SHEET OF PLYWOOD COVERED IN DIRT
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
NOPE
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
NOTHING I LIKE IT
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Probably. DEPEND ON WHAT KIND AND SAUCE
************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
JUST 1
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops.
LAST NIGHT WHEN WE STOLE A STATUE FROM OUR BAR ON BASE
3. Last person you talked to?
ENZA
4. Last person you hugged?
MY SON
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Chicago doesn't seem to have these. It's either really fucking hot or really fucking cold. Bullshit because the in betweens are my fave. Spring and Autumn.
2. Holiday?
CHRISTMAS AND FRIENDS BIRTHDAY
3. Day of the week?
THURSDAY CAUSE WE DONT SO SHIT ON FRI
4. Month?
OCTOBER
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
HELL YEAH, MY SON AND BEST FRIEND ENZA
2. Mood?
PISSED, DEPRESSED, ALONE, NUMB
3. What are you listening to?
GODSMACK
4. Watching?
DODGE BALL
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
OUT SIDE TO SMOKE
2. What's the last movie you saw?
WALK THE LINE
3. Do you smile often?
NO
4. Sleeping Alone Tonight?
OF COURSE. IN KOREA FOR DEPLOYMENT....BUT IT DONT MATTER ANYWAY
***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
DEPENDS ON WHO IT IS.
2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
PROLLY ENZA BUT SHE TO BUSY LATELY
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I wouldn't. Blue 4tw.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
NEVER BEEN
5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yeah
6. Have you ever had a pet fish?
NO
7. Favorite Christmas song(s):
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
TO BE WITH ENZA BUT IT MAY NOT HAPPEN
9. Can you do push ups?
87 IN 2 MINUTES
10. Can you do a chin up?
LIKE 13
11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
DONT KNOW KINDA NUMB
12. Do you have any saved texts?
MOSTLY PICTURES
13. Ever been in a car wreck?
YEP REAR ENDED AT 45 MPH
14. Do you have an accent?
A SMALL ONE FROM CHICAGO
15. What is the last song to make you cry?
SLIPKNOTS "SNUFF"
16. Plans tonight?
NOTHING THRYING TO SOBER UP
17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yep
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
BEER, BEER, SHOTS.
19. Have you ever been given roses?
yeah
20. Current worry?
NOT BEING WITH THE ONE I LOVE
21. Current hate right now?
A FEW PEOPLE.
22. Met someone who changed your life?
Yes
23. How will you bring in the New Year?
No idea. .
24. What song represents you?
RING OF FIRE OR WALK THE LINE.
25. Name three people who might complete this?
Bored ones.
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
HELL YEAH.
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Yeah.
28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Heh, yah, a few.
29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
OUT OF A MARRIAGE
30. Does anyone love you?
YEAH BUT CANT GET THE ONE WHO MATTERS
31. Ever had someone sing to you?
NO.
32. When did you last cry?
NO
33. Do you like to cuddle?
Of course,
34. Have you held hands with anyone today?
NO
35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
MOTLEY CRUE.
36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
KINDA NEW BUT ONE OLD FRIEND
37. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
YEP
as if my life cant get worse i resorted to buying the Flesh Light. the Raven Riley light
