A day is only as good or as bad as YOU let it be.
Let your day be amazing.
And remember to punch a tiger in the face today, That is all.
TFPA. BGNW.
Let your day be amazing.
And remember to punch a tiger in the face today, That is all.
TFPA. BGNW.
No real blog today, My brain is undergoing a periodic maintenance check. Also having a few dad maintenance issues (those who know that story will know what I mean),
If I'm not around here, I'll be around, y'hear?
If I'm not around here, I'll be around, y'hear?
This started out being for a few friends of mine (I trust you'll see this and know who you are) but on second thought this is for everybody.
Enjoy.:
Enjoy.:
WHEN GUYS GET OLD
Guy #1: My problem is when I get up at 7AM it takes me 30 minutes to be able to pee
Guy #2: My problem is when I get up at 8AM it takes me an hour to be able to poop,
Guy #3: At 7AM I pee like a racehorse and at 8AM I poop like a goose, My problem is I don't get up until 9.
Guy #1: My problem is when I get up at 7AM it takes me 30 minutes to be able to pee
Guy #2: My problem is when I get up at 8AM it takes me an hour to be able to poop,
Guy #3: At 7AM I pee like a racehorse and at 8AM I poop like a goose, My problem is I don't get up until 9.
It's raining today, Hard, And a lot.
Spiritually refreshing but oddly emotionally depressing,
Discovered that I have nothing interesting to say. Today, Not now anyway, Not even to me.
Think I'll go watch the rain.
Spiritually refreshing but oddly emotionally depressing,
Discovered that I have nothing interesting to say. Today, Not now anyway, Not even to me.
Think I'll go watch the rain.
Today I promise is triple the fun. No maudlin stuff about love. Today as we head into the weekend it's time to get creative.
It'll be fun, I promise.
And thanks Raffertie for your comment from the other day which provided me with the germ of the idea from whose loins this blog springs.
Today's hell is in three parts.
1. Swearing, What's you're favorite? Something from your real life, something you heard, whatever, Rant, come on potty mouths, you know you want to.
2, Porn Stars. Make up a porn star name. The more goofy, the sillier the better, Just like the real porn industry,
3. SG Names, Make up a name, Something that you know has never been (or ever will be used), This is in fun, but it can be gross if you want just so we're clear that this is all jokey and there are no intended targets,
Right now, my favorite porn name is Pink Sprinkles. New SG names are Douche Suicide and Twat Suicide
And as you know, I never swear,
Enjoy your weekend and your strong end as well. We will pass this way again.
As always TFPA
It'll be fun, I promise.
And thanks Raffertie for your comment from the other day which provided me with the germ of the idea from whose loins this blog springs.
Today's hell is in three parts.
1. Swearing, What's you're favorite? Something from your real life, something you heard, whatever, Rant, come on potty mouths, you know you want to.
2, Porn Stars. Make up a porn star name. The more goofy, the sillier the better, Just like the real porn industry,
3. SG Names, Make up a name, Something that you know has never been (or ever will be used), This is in fun, but it can be gross if you want just so we're clear that this is all jokey and there are no intended targets,
Right now, my favorite porn name is Pink Sprinkles. New SG names are Douche Suicide and Twat Suicide
And as you know, I never swear,
Enjoy your weekend and your strong end as well. We will pass this way again.
As always TFPA
Today's adventure would seem to be a play in three acts. They are completely independent of and unrelated to each other.. They can viewed in any order, or indeed completely ignored, again in any order.
BGINTA
Act I
This goes back to something I asked the other day when I asked you to tell me something you liked about yourself. Well today I'm jumping to the other side of the track and asking you to tell me something that you don't like about yourself. Not that you would necessarily change it.
Act II
My favorite..the hypothetical situation. We all know is all about the nudity, So too is this question. It's about nudity, If you could, ONE TIME, do something naked that you wouldn't normally, in polite society, do naked, what would it be? No fear, no reprisal, no repercussions, And it doesn't count if you've actually done it. (FYI Mine would actually be going out to eat, and I would have a napkin in my lap).
Act III
Purely random question. What is your favorite euphemism? What word or phrase do you like to use in place of something else? It doesn't necessarily have to be sexual.
RITOOTM
Hope you enjoy and until next time I remain me.
BGINTA
Act I
This goes back to something I asked the other day when I asked you to tell me something you liked about yourself. Well today I'm jumping to the other side of the track and asking you to tell me something that you don't like about yourself. Not that you would necessarily change it.
Act II
My favorite..the hypothetical situation. We all know is all about the nudity, So too is this question. It's about nudity, If you could, ONE TIME, do something naked that you wouldn't normally, in polite society, do naked, what would it be? No fear, no reprisal, no repercussions, And it doesn't count if you've actually done it. (FYI Mine would actually be going out to eat, and I would have a napkin in my lap).
Act III
Purely random question. What is your favorite euphemism? What word or phrase do you like to use in place of something else? It doesn't necessarily have to be sexual.
RITOOTM
Hope you enjoy and until next time I remain me.
It's been a while since I've done something completely random, Usually I do a music video thing or a stupid rant, or warned over jokes or a tribute. So today, completely random, which means stupid rants, warmed over jokes, but no music video thing.. These are spontaneous musings coming from my spontaneous brain. There is no order, of importance or anything else. Here goes.
I know you know them. It's likely you love them yourself. They have pulled me off of a lot of ledges since I've been here and for that (among other things) I adore them, Thank you Comixbookgurl and cheliamike33 for being you and for being there for me.
Wish lists are still being perused, in fact, I'm going to start a new round of perusals. For glory? For recognition? If asked, I will acknowledge. But I don't for it for that, I do it because I can and because I enjoy it, It may be time to slip on the old cloak of invisibility. Or anonymity as the case may be.
Gonzilla is a fucking amazing artist. Just sayin'.
The Dallas Cowboys will still be in the Super Bowl. They'll just have to buy tickets like everyone else,
Fall TV season is starting, A whole batch of new shows that will be gone in three weeks, And Dancing With The Stars.
Pink is a new favorite color. And you know who I think it would great on.
Would you rather be lied to or would you rather be ignored? Either way you don't know the truth.
I still love star tattoos, but literary quotes are gaining.
Thanks, BetteJean for teaching us that V doesn't necessarily stand for victory or vuvuzela.
I think I'm done. Remember, a slip of the lip may ruin the spit.
FH and TFPA
I know you know them. It's likely you love them yourself. They have pulled me off of a lot of ledges since I've been here and for that (among other things) I adore them, Thank you Comixbookgurl and cheliamike33 for being you and for being there for me.
Wish lists are still being perused, in fact, I'm going to start a new round of perusals. For glory? For recognition? If asked, I will acknowledge. But I don't for it for that, I do it because I can and because I enjoy it, It may be time to slip on the old cloak of invisibility. Or anonymity as the case may be.
Gonzilla is a fucking amazing artist. Just sayin'.
The Dallas Cowboys will still be in the Super Bowl. They'll just have to buy tickets like everyone else,
Fall TV season is starting, A whole batch of new shows that will be gone in three weeks, And Dancing With The Stars.
Pink is a new favorite color. And you know who I think it would great on.
Would you rather be lied to or would you rather be ignored? Either way you don't know the truth.
I still love star tattoos, but literary quotes are gaining.
Thanks, BetteJean for teaching us that V doesn't necessarily stand for victory or vuvuzela.
I think I'm done. Remember, a slip of the lip may ruin the spit.
FH and TFPA
