Happy Monday SG,

What is the ONE thing that you take most for granted?

-CONVERSELY-

What is the one thing you NEVER take for granted?

It's ok. I'll wait, Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

TFPA BGINTA

IS IT BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED AT ALL?

Huh? Well is it?

Now for a little game of let's pretend.

I am a big shot Hollywood mogul, You are here to pitch your idea for a new feature film or epic television series. Any type of film, any genre is welcome. Even reality television, Any detail you can share is certainly welcome.

And in a totally unrelated part two, if you could live the life of a famous actual person, who would it be, providing you did not change anything regarding said person's history (ex-Abraham Lincoln still winds up having an unfortunate theatrical experience).

"WELL OTHER THAN THAT MRS. LINCOLN, HOW DID YOU LIKE THE PLAY?"

Come on, it'll be fun. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

TFPA. BGINTA. PWHMITOK.

Don't interpret my silence as anger
You'll know if I'm angry/

Don't interpret my silence as indifference.
You'll know if I don't care.

My silence is exactly as advertised. It is silence, Nothing more. Nothing less.

(See??? This is why I never got laid in high school).

SLOGANS (ADVERTISING AND OTHERWISE)
1. Rat In The Box "We fry what you won't touch"
2. National Sarcasm Society "Like we need your help"

Miscellaneous randomness:
1. I've tried. I really have. I just don't get Glee
2. You can't fix stupid, You can only customize it.
3. Suck, suck. Blow is only a figure of speech. (bad date memory)

TFPA. BGINTA.

I AM A COMPLETE SOCIAL RETARD.

That is all.

And I'm spent,

First of all, I'd like everyone to know that the bug that had me in it's insidious grasp has left, thanks in no small part to the positive vibes that I received. That, and all that sleep. My sleep patterns are still kind of fucked up, but at least I'm getting more than one or two hours.

Also on the health front, I'm trying my damnedest to get a cold. Happy happy joy joy.

Thanks again for the kind words and the love. I will continue to endeavor to earn it by being the best that I can be.

TFPA. BGINTA.

Today will be short as I am battling a major league stomach virus and I don't know how much I will participate today. Woe be to anything in my path between my computer and my bathroom.

I leave today with this question:

What is more important, what people think of you or why they think it?

I'll try to be around between rest stops.

T, as always, FPA

"Look at me, I'm wonderful,
Shooby-dooby-wah...
I'm not a bit like you or you..
I'm a super show-biz star".

I want to talk to you about...fellatio,

Now that I have your attention, the real reason I'm here is to wax philosophical about sets.

I've said in the past that I thought every hopeful deserved to be pink. I won't retract that statement, yet I will alter it to say that every hopeful deserves a chance to be pink. An EQUAL chance to be pink. It requires an even playing field.

Everyone has their favorite sets, Everyone has their favorite types of sets. Things that they look for, Settings, poses, body types/styles etc. It's the human element.

I submit that every set that is submitted, unless it fails clearly delineated standardized criteria, be offered to Member Review. Let the members decide. Or, at the very least, let their voices be a little louder.

I can't do what staff does. I wouldn't presume to try. I have no quarrel with the sets that have gone live. All I am saying is give more sets a chance

TFPA

As the year 2010 fits and spits and starts and farts its way to it's sad conclusion, it's time for that cheap journalistic trick of the best of 2010 list. Although this is properly noted at the best (actually the favorite) of most of 2010 list.

And it's covering the very easy subjects of television and movies.

Name your favorite (and least favorite, we'll give that a go too) films and television programs seen this year. It can be from DVD, or in the theater, or actually aired in your very own home. And it doesn't have to be brand new, as long as it's new to you, and 2010 was the first time you saw it.

My favorites (just to be fair, are as follows)\:
1. TV - Bones and House
2. Film- Machete

Least Favorite
1. TV- Any of the Law and Order franchise or any CSI except Miami
2. Film- Jonah Hex and had some disappointment in Iron Man 2

That's it. Nothing heavy.

And on the plugging front, Laurelin has a new set out today. When you see it, go love it like I will.

TFPA. BGITA.

Simple ways to be happy (with acerbic commentary)

1. Be your own BFF (masturbate, masturbate, masturbate)
2. Smile, snigger, giggle or chuckle (see #1)
3. Warm up your tootsies (better yet someone else's by holding their feet to the fire for a change)
4. Sing out loud (gotta be kidding, I'd rather really punch a tiger in the face)
5. Indulge in dark chocolate (no problem there)
6. Expect a miracle (or Cialis)
7. Laugh at your shortcomings (#1 again)
8. Sleep baby sleep -or-
9. Wake up early (make up your fucking mind)
10. Grow a garden (a herbal garden nudge nudge)
11. Create a positive affirmation ( I know a lot of people are assholes) is there any such thing as negative affirmation? seems like a contradiction in terms, like hamburger steak or military intelligence)
12. Pencil in "quiet" time (more masturbation)
13. Take a catnap
14. Accept what you cannot change

Have a great Monday if indeed such a thing is possible (see #6)

TFPA BGINTA