As my last post went so incredibly well, I decided to head into the weekend with this.......

A duck waddles into a bar.

The duck hops up onto the bar and waddles across to the bartender. He asks....

"You got any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "No. Scram, get outta here".

The duck, disappointed as only ducks can be, hops off the bar and waddles out.

The next day, at approximately the same time of day, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up onto the bar, waddles over to the bartender, and asks...

"You got any grapes?"

The bartender replies, "No. Scram, get outta here. If you come in here again, I'll nail your beak to this bar".

The duck turns and waddles away and out of the bar. Shaken, not stirred.

The next day, after watching a Duck Dynasty marathon on A&E, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up onto the bar, waddles over to the bartender, and asks......

"You got any nails?"

To which the bartender replies, "No."

"You got any grapes?"