WHEN GUYS GET OLD

Guy #1: My problem is when I get up at 7AM it takes me 30 minutes to be able to pee
Guy #2: My problem is when I get up at 8AM it takes me an hour to be able to poop,
Guy #3: At 7AM I pee like a racehorse and at 8AM I poop like a goose, My problem is I don't get up until 9.