I got a ticket from the city of Dallas and I can't be more excited.

I did everything everyone told me to do and I still got fucked. And I can't be more excited.

Follow the rules, they said. I did. And I got fucked. Hard. And I didn't even get a kiss. And I still can't be more excited.

They are technically not "my" cats. But I won't let them starve. Never, I'll arrange for them to be trapped, spayed/neutered and returned, I'll apply for feral colony status, I told the city this, And I still got fucked.

I swore at a city worker, Probably not a good idea, It was fun and i couldn't be more excited.

The City of Dallas employs inefficient twats and self-important asshats. Just sayin'.