Today is probably the hardest blog I've ever had to write....

No, no, no I'm not leaving. It's hard for me to write because I can hardly see due to a honking huge contusion under my left eye (my one good eye BTW) sustained when I walked into a clothesline. My left eye is puffed up from underneath and has pretty much cut off my lower field of vision. My brother restrung the clothesline and neglected to tell me had actually done something useful. So when I went out to hang clothes, I presumed the line was in the same place and well you know the rest.

Today I'm cleaning the mental inbox, so welcome to the completely random me. Enter my brain at your own risk.

1. As I have stated in the past, I have long hair and rather long beard. They both have a huge share of gray in them, some may say white. As I was walking into my local Wal-Mart, a gentleman walking past me said, 'Wassup, Moses?". I may have actually answered him. So you may call me Moses if you wish.
2. When my minibar sentence mentioned only one testimonial, I was just kidding. I didn't know of the others because I never looked and I had not clicked the testimonial button on my profile. I have since read them and I want to say from the bottom of my heart I appreciate the kindness of your words very very much. It means a lot (heaving sobs).
3. This will be the only statement I ever make about religion. After this no more. I am a believer in a higher power. I'm not religious however. I have faith which is by definition belief in things not seen. Religion is an essentially corrupt business specifically designed to exploit faith for financial gain.
I also do not question and will not judge choices others make for themselves. It is not my place. In that sense, as I reject the phrase secular humanist as trite and inaccurate, I refer to myself as a cultural humanist. Basically, to each his own.
4. I've realized that I no longer know how to talk to guys. My friends list has 2 males on it. And as far as friends list goes, I like the size of mine because its manageable and I feel more comfortable that I know who is there. Will it get larger? I hope so. Much larger? I don't know. I do know that I love the quality of the people on it.
5. VonGeek is simply one of the sweetest people anywhere. Anytime, anyplace. I adore her.

My eye is starting to hurt...excuse me for a minute

That's better, but I realize that I'm done. If you've stayed this long, you're in sad need of a life.

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards" - Benjamin Franklin

I'm off to Hokey Pokey Anonymous- a place to turn myself around.