Part 2 of a numbered biography, with random shit thrown in at no extra charge.

1, I promise that when I get a camera and can post pictures, you will see the pictures of the kitties. I am a man of my word. Eventually. Should've been a politician.
2. I was born anemic and spent a some of my early life in an incubator as I was also a tad premature. Now mostly am thought of as immature.
3. I own two canes and have used them both, though mostly as an affectation rather than for any real need. I do have a bad right knee.
4. I won't dance. You can't make me.
5. I won't sing without the proper amount of alcohol, and then only "Hooked on a Feeling".
6. I am the world's greatest air tambourine player.
7. I've smoked weed, but not in several years. i was bad at rolling so I just smoked it from a pipe.
8. The first concert I ever went to was Procol Harum, Poco and Golden Earring on the fourth of July in 1973. I went with Laurey, I thought she was the one, She wasn't. I don't want to talk about it.
9, I've dropped acid once. It's amazing how interesting carpet can sound.
10. Graduated 41st in a high school class of 700. Doesn't sound like much I know, but i gotta tell you, it was the high point of my life. It's been a rolling stop since then.
11. First job I had was as a draftsman for my dad. Never work for or with a relative.
12. First blow job? Giving or getting?

And so ends Part 2. If you've come this far. I'm sorry.
Pants are indeed overrated.

I'm done.