Do you ever wish that you could wax eloquently, or even know what that means. Well. have I got a deal for you.

It's spudspeak, the first in am irregular series of blogs, the next of which will be when I think of more shit.

Today's lesson:
"She is possessed of a beauteous countenance" means "She has a pretty face". To be fair, if one were to speak in the common vernacular, it could also mean "She has a nice rack" or 'Wow, she can carry a dessert tray on those boobs". The vernacular is frowned upon when using spudspeak.

However, swearing is permitted, even encouraged. "Holy fuck, she is possessed of a strikingly curvaceous figure is perfectly acceptable". Sometimes a well-placed F-bomb is just the thing to get your point across. Just ask any bill collector with which you may ever have spoken.

I'm out of words now. Congratulations to New Zealand. Jaxy's set that's going to make her a STAR is next week. Just hope she remembers all the little people when she's up to her elbows in Red Vines and pink Otter Pops.

A happy Father's Day to all the dads everywhere.