I am an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church.

My congregation currently consists of the voices in my head and my weird neighbor and his pet unicorn Mickey. I'm hoping that will change.

What does this mean and what are we to make of this?

It just shows that, if one has the patience and resolve to sit and fill out an online application, one can have something in common with Jeff Probst.

COMING SOON: SG and the Nature of Celebrity

And on a serious note, to those who have friended me, thanks.